"Top 10 microsoft skype jokes"
10) You're gonna love the new Microsoft Skype, until you use it.
9) Wall Street reacted to Microsoft buying Skype by rallying to buy stocks, most of which were not Microsoft or Skype.
8) Reports are that Osama bin-Laden was caught in part thanks to a phone call he made using an insider's Beta version of the new Microsoft Skype, that kept disconnecting.
7) You wouldn't drive a Microsoft car, for fear of the constant bugs and crashes. So why would you make a phone call using Microsoft Skype?
6) Google's Android development team was so worried about Microsoft's ability to monetize Skype after its pricy purchase, they decided to take the week off for a much needed corporate retreat to Cabo Wabo.
5) You can easily spot any Microsoft Skype customer. They are the ones who keep restarting their devices.
4) Apple reacted to the Microsoft purchase of Skype by a conference call with the media, but it was hard to decypher Steve Jobs' words through all the laughter.
3) What sealed the deal on the $8.5 Billion purchase of Skype by Microsoft, was not a PowerPoint presentation.
2) Microsoft figured it was better to spend $8.5 Billion to buy Skype than to spend less and actually make a better product.
... and the #1 microsoft skype joke is:
1) Microsoft bought Skype for $8.5 Billion. Skype immediately stopped working properly.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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