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"Congratulations to all the lady downhill skiers of the 2010 Vonncouver Olympics and the snowboarder dudes in the Shauncouver Winter Games." ~ Yasha Harari
The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top Ten Plus One Q&A Snowboard and Ski Jokes" |
Q. How many snow board instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three - one to screw it in, one to video record it and the other to say "DUDE I'M STOKED!"
Q. What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
Q. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A. A few days!
Q. If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
Q. How does a snowboard instructor meet his group?
A. Helping them get back on their feet!
Ski (instructor) jokes:
Q. How many skiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten, one to screw it in and the other 9 to stand around saying "Whoa! Nice turn. Fast control!"
Q. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One - he holds it in place as the mountain revolves around him.
Q. What's the difference between God and a ski instructor?
A. God doesn't think he's a ski instructor.
Q. How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. "None, we screw in the jacuzzi!"
And a couple for the lifties:
Q. How many lifties does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None - we call maintenance!
Q. Why do lifties only get half a hour lunch break?
A. Any longer and they need retraining!
Reference: Shaun Vonn for The Daily Dose
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