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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!) Building Character hurts. Funny Quote: "Congratulations to all the lady downhill skiers of the 2010 Vonncouver Olympics and the snowboarder dudes in the Shauncouver Winter Games." ~ Yasha Harari The Daily Dose Joke: "Top Ten Plus One Q&A Snowboard and Ski Jokes" Q. How many snow board instructors does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Three - one to screw it in, one to video record it and the other to say "DUDE I'M STOKED!" Q. What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend? A. Scattered. Q. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student? A. A few days! Q. If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver? A. Officer! Q. How does a snowboard instructor meet his group? A. Helping them get back on their feet! Ski (instructor) jokes: Q. How many skiers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Ten, one to screw it in and the other 9 to stand around saying "Whoa! Nice turn. Fast control!" Q. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. One - he holds it in place as the mountain revolves around him. Q. What's the difference between God and a ski instructor? A. God doesn't think he's a ski instructor. Q. How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. "None, we screw in the jacuzzi!" And a couple for the lifties: Q. How many lifties does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None - we call maintenance! Q. Why do lifties only get half a hour lunch break? A. Any longer and they need retraining! Reference: Shaun Vonn for The Daily Dose Random Joke: JokesAreAwesome.com Random Joke Two ships were at sea, a British one an... RSS integration by RSSinclude Ten Jokes for your day: JokesAreAwesome.com Latest Jokes There are these three women A redhead a... Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur... why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more... whats a ghost's favorite fruit? boober... what did one mountain say to the other?... what do penguins use as napkins? flapk... Two ships were at sea, a British one an... "A couple of New Jersey hunters are out... What do you call a sheep covered in cho... A three legged dog walks into a bar and... RSS integration by RSSinclude