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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!) Hail to The Chief Executive POTUS (Pimp of the United States) Funny Quote: "As part of Obama's Recovery spending boondoggle, Syracuse University was awarded $219,000 to study female hook-up patterns and found that 1/4 of all sexually active college-aged women have some kind of V.D., which in the Obamanation means 3/4 of sexually active college-aged women are still safe to sleep with." Yasha Harari The Daily Dose Joke: "Top 10 List of Pimp Catch Phrases Obama might say" 10) Mo' Gov'ment, Mo' Power. 9) I don't care if you voted for me,       But the Right can't broker healthcare out of me,       No Corruption, no perks, you can't see,       That I'm the MotherPOTUS P-I-M-P. 8) The difference between the Messiah and me is, the Messiah couldn't convince anyone he could fix the mess I made. 7) I may be a Harvard snob, but I can still turn you out to ho' for China. 6) The Left is disappointed. The Right is self-appointed. But I'm the Chosen One, baby. 5) Oh, you don't like my negotiating style? *Smack! Slap! Whack!* 4) You better work it, bitch, and then gimme yo' money! 3) I don't care if you are the Supremes in Court, I'll still call you out, Capitol style. 2) The State of the Union is they're my bitches too. ... and the #1 Pimp Catch Phrases Obama might say is: 1) If you can't win 'em over with Dirty Tricks, you can always win 'em with Dope 'n Pocket Change. Reference: Yasha Harari for The Daily Dose Random Joke: JokesAreAwesome.com Random Joke When should you charge a battery? When... RSS integration by RSSinclude Ten Jokes for your day: JokesAreAwesome.com Latest Jokes There are these three women A redhead a... Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur... why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more... whats a ghost's favorite fruit? boober... what did one mountain say to the other?... what do penguins use as napkins? flapk... Two ships were at sea, a British one an... "A couple of New Jersey hunters are out... What do you call a sheep covered in cho... A three legged dog walks into a bar and... RSS integration by RSSinclude