"Top Ten funny extreme traffic jam jokes and pranks"
10. Hold a sit-in. Tell the officials you refuse to sit in your car while there is such a traffic jam. With any luck, you'll be out of there in no time, even if in
handcuffs.
9. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He wasn't stuck in the traffic jam like all those humans in their cars.
8. With your handy phonecam, take portraits of all the unhappy drivers you can, for a coffee table book.
7. A Hundred Million new cars on the roads in China and still not one new Mario Andretti.
6. Revv up your engines as if ready for a Drag Race ... while stuck in Neutral. Try to get as many of your fellow traffic jammed neighbors as you can to participate.
5. Two Wongs can't make a Rice ... for millions of Chinese people stuck in 14 day long traffic jams.
4. Set up a wifi webcam showing the traffic jam from your perspective, and post it to Google Earth and the web.
3. Choreograph the largest motor vehicle synchronised dance routine, inching forwards and backwards simultaneously to the tune of 'I Will Survive'.
2. Disasemble your car, sell it off in parts to fellow motorists, and then walk away from the traffic jam with a fistfull of cash.
... and the #1 funny extreme traffic jam joke and prank is:
1. Order some Chinese food to be delivered to your location, and do a mass, multi-car Chinese Fire Drill while you wait for your sumptuous repast to arrive.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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