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JVC Launches Weird Looking iPod Dock I4U So you want an iPod dock, but you don't want it to look like something a normal person would have in their house. You are the perfect customer for JVC's new ...
25 Days of Weird Christmas: Festivus, for real. San Francisco Chronicle (blog) In 1997, holiday malcontents everywhere may have witnessed one of the greatest rallying cries of their history. One man rose above the seasonal cheer and ...
news of the weird Wilkes Barre Times-Leader In September, engaging in a 300-year tradition of the Dussera holiday in India's Tamil Nadu state, Hindu priests ritually whipped 2000 young women and girls ...
Weird Wednesday Holiday Edition Downloadsquad (blog) I'm more of a Festivus guy, but apparently there are weird and wacky holidays every day of the year ...
Can comedy and rock 'n roll help business? BBC News What can improvised comedy and rock 'n roll music teach business? Quite a lot, it seems. Please turn on JavaScript. Media requires JavaScript to play. ...
Happy Chanukah to you, and please don't worry. I'm just fine considering I can't breathe or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands
of miles away from your ailing mother. I've sent along my last ten dollars in this card, which I hope you'll spend on my grandchildren. G-d knows their mother
never buys them anything nice. They look so thin in their pictures, poor babies.
Thank you so much for the birthday flowers, dear boy. I put them in the freezer so they'll stay fresh for my grave. Which reminds me -- we buried Grandma last
week. I know she died years ago, but I got to yearning for a good funeral, so Aunt Berta and I dug her up and had the services all over again. I would have
invited you, but I know that woman you live with would have never let you come. I bet she's never even watched that videotape of my hemorrhoid surgery, has she?
Well son, it's time for me to crawl off to bed now. I lost my cane beating off muggers last week, but don't you worry about me. I'm also getting used to the cold
since they turned my heat off and am grateful because the frost on my bed numbs the constant pain. Now don't you even think about sending any more money, because
I know you need it for those expensive family vacations you take every year. Give my love to my darling grand-babies and my regards to whatever-her-name-is --
the one with the black roots who stole you screaming from my bosom.
HOW I SEE IT: Tiger sure did hoodwink America Culpeper Star Exponent And it is also a distraction from the daily dose of bad news coming out of Washington and Wall Street. One of the most salient of all the features of this ...
Venting at the Office Helps Hearts Wall Street Journal The daily dose of folic acid in the studies was up to six times as high as the average dose delivered by US fortification. The studies took place in Norway, ...
First thoughts: No pain, no gain? msnbc.com It's obvious that the majority of them haven't taken the time to EDUCATE themselves and they're doing nothing more than parroting the daily dose of ...
As I See It: New law offers smokers hope (Dec. 9) Corvallis Gazette Times Even though most people who smoke know they should quit, they find it very difficult without the daily dose of nicotine that tobacco products provide. ...
Editorial: Efficiency forced on government Enterprise-Record Who really needs the daily dose of junk mail on Saturdays? Changing mail delivery to five days a week would save a load of money on salaries. ...
Joe Biden's funny job numbers American Thinker (blog) Funny in the sense that they're doctored up as well as being hysterically wrong. "President Barack Obama' s clean-energy initiatives will help create more ...
Funny people CBC.ca 16, 1959, Chicago's Second City Theatre opened its doors ? and redefined funny. In the 50 years since, countless talented jokers have appeared on Second ... Happy 50th, Second City!Tonic Second City thrives on satirePittsburgh Tribune-Review
Michael Clarke Duncan gets funny in 'Slammin' Salmon' PopMatters What made you want to take on funny stuff? A. It was the script; it was so well written, and so funny, I wanted to do it. And I wanted to do some comedy, ...
Kent man turns flood fears into funny shirts KOMO News By KOMO Staff Sub shop owner Danny Kakuk has been losing sleep, too busy thinking of ways to stay afloat. To help assuage his anxiety, Kakuk began making ...
Muppets: Still Funny, Furry and Fresh! The Female Fan (blog) Two words: Hip and Funny. Embodying both of these qualities to an infinite degree: Manamama. Even though it's only a year younger than I am, ...
Google Goggles sets sights on visual search Los Angeles Times The program is hit-and-miss, working amazingly well on some items and badly enough on others that sometimes it's unintentionally funny. ...