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:^( Friday, November 13, 2009 {Vol. 14, # 016} (^8 Happy Friday the Thirteenth!
Weird and wacky world records tumble around globe Reuters NEW YORK (Reuters Life!) - In London, a man pulled a double-decker bus with his hair. In Memphis, 297 cheerleaders joined forces in one massive dance. ...
49ers-Bears: It's getting weird San Francisco Chronicle What's going on down at 4949? First, Mike Singletary gets into a tiff with a columnist on Monday, on Tuesday, tight end Vernon Davis said the 49ers would ...
Weird is the word at Woolly Mammoth Theatre Johns Hopkins News-Letter Charles Mee's play Full Circle went up at the Woolly Mammoth Theater last weekend and, as the Theater's website warns, it is quite an ...
Another weird CFB season Daily Comet Once again, the college football season has left me scratching my head and wondering what's going on. It's been like that for 10 years now, especially with ...
Dooley picks: Season of the Weird theme song Gainesville Sun As the Season of the Weird continues down the Long and Winding Road (Phil Spector wall of sound not permitted) it has become obvious to The ...
Getting weird with Amanda Palmer The Sophian After a long career as the lead singer, songwriter and pianist of the acclaimed duo The Dresden Dolls, Amanda Palmer released her debut solo album Who ...
Weird Al Vs. Auto Tune - A Top Story This Week antiMUSIC.com Weird Al Vs. Auto Tune was a top story for this week. Here it is again: "Weird Al" Yankovic teamed up with the internet scientists at Know Your Meme for ...
Friday Weird Science: Oxytocin and the Big O ScienceBlogs (blog) Rounding out Sci's first week of the Great Oxytocin Posting of 2009 (oh yes, there will be two weeks of this, hang tight), we've gotta do something weird. ...
Offbeat comedy on class clashes Philadelphia Inquirer The Maid, Sebastián Silva's offbeat (and deadpan) comedy, looks and sounds like a movie shot on a nanny-cam. But its aim is not to document Raquel's ...
A man bought a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.
The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw
flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.....Then the reality of the situation hit
him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
"It's been a long hard day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, I don't need the frustration or the overtime,
so if you can give me a really good excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks about it for a second and says, "Last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
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Credit Card Transactions -- Could They Be Free? Entrepreneur As I'm sure I don't have to tell anyone regular readers of the Daily Dose, credit-card transaction fees are the bane of every retailer's existence. ...
Michelmores Medical Negligence News Michelmores Medical Negligence (press release) The daily dose of hormones taken in the pill work mainly by tricking your body into thinking that ovulation has already happened. This prevents an egg from ...
Modern Healthcare wins national digital awards ModernHealthcare.com ... national ASBPE Awards of Excellence this year for its electronic publications: A national Gold Award for E-newsletter/Breaking News for the Daily Dose. ...
Reinhardt: Swine flu party a 'demented' idea of fun Asheville Citizen-Times Regardless, they continue sending the ?Daily Dose? each morning, a newsletter teeming with insane and radical ?medical? thoughts. I usually delete his rants ...
Group gathers to expel Wood UW Badger Herald For the Wausau arrest, Wood admitted to taking twice the daily dose of an anxiety medication and half a bottle of nighttime cold medication. ...
Joe Ward's Big Goodbye Press-Enterprise Joe Ward loved the daily dose of youthful bedlam right up to the morning he died. His 23 grandchildren and 11 great grandchildren fondly called him Papa. ...
Pixar reaches new heights with the touching, funny 'Up' The Spokesman Review 24: ?Angels & Demons,? ?Four Christmases,? ?Funny People,? ?Shorts? Dec. 1: ?Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian,? ?Paper Heart? Dec. ...
NYT: Megan Fox Not Funny Anymore New York Magazine "Which is funny, but we can't do that." Too bad! We hope Michael Bay is pleased with himself. And we hope that the Times' Megan Fox slideshow racks up ...
Who is Chip Weinman? Funny you should ask ... Baltimore Sun I don't know if you've seen them or not, but there are something like 20 billboards in an around Baltimore, all bearing the cryptic question "Who is Chip ...
The funny thing is, he's hardly ever PC MiamiHerald.com You may think you don't know John Hodgman, but you do. He's PC to Justin Long's Mac in the ubiquitous Apple computer commercials. ...
Local Locals: Rick Parker's Macabre (but Funny) Mind New York Times ?But if you do it in a funny way, you can get away with a lot of things. If you keep humor in your work you can actually tackle subjects that otherwise ...
TBS Unveils Lineup for The Very Funny Show Seattle Post Intelligencer TBS has set the premiere date and lineup for its new weekly late-night series The Very Funny Show. Hosted by former Saturday Night Live ...
Still Crazy After All These Millennia Wall Street Journal "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum," which opened on Broadway in 1962 and has been playing somewhere or other ever since, is an exception. ...
Highlands compensation plan a not very funny joke Dailyrecord.com The Highlands Development Credit Bank had long been promised funding, with a token $10 million arriving as the departing administration dishes out 11th hour ...
