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Robin Williams Restarts Comedy Tour Interrupted By Heart Surgery
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Fact-Check Fetish Now Being Applied To Sketch Comedy - Huffington Post (blog)

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Newtown comedian's life stories are basis of his act - Danbury News Times

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The Funny Farm is coming back
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PATI'S TAKES: Don't run, you look funny
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'The Amazing Race' recap: Vintage Fun
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