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:^) Tuesday, December 1, 2009 {Vol. 14, # 023} (^8
New building rules aim to keep Pleasure Point weird San Jose Mercury News PLEASURE POINT ? Katie Loggins lives in an old one-story bungalow a block from the beach where guitars, CDs and surf gear neatly pack ...
Jay Cutler Is A Weird Bro SportsBlogs Nation (blog) Weird, weird, weird. The most probable conclusion? Cutler was trying to seem angry to placate a Chicago media corp that hangs on his every gesture. ...
15 Footer 11.30.09: Avast, Matey! Hardwood Paroxysm Marc Gasol versus Okur is the one to watch, what with the weird hair and smells and all. I kind of would like to see Gasol just decide to take over and run ...
"Weird Summer" (MP3) Prefixmag Any song about the summer is usually nostalgic in tone, and "Weird Summer" is no exception: the glimmering synths bouncing of each other and vocal styling ...
Weird science: East Anglia CRU threw out their raw data Hot Air (blog) When would scientists expecting the world to take them seriously throw out the raw data on which their conclusions are based? Probably at the same time that ...
Sonnenfeld takes helm of "Farsi" comedy pilot Reuters LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - ABC has handed out a pilot order to the single-camera comedy "Funny in Farsi," with Barry Sonnenfeld ...
Robert L. Rose: Comedy act won salesman local fame San Diego Union Tribune Robert L. ?Bob? Rose spent 50 years working in the wholesale grocery business but it was his unique act of double talk and impersonations ...
'Burgers' flipping for Fox Hollywood Reporter Fox is flipping "Bob's Burgers," handing a 13-episode order to an animated comedy series from "Home Movies" co-creator Loren Bouchard. ...
10. Call the White House and offer to sell them enough blue paint to do two coats. When they refuse, offer them a 15% savings if they buy three coats' worth.
9. Call the Russian embassy and tell them you ate the KGB and you're going to have the Kremlin for dessert.
8. Call a local record shop and ask them for a copy of their attendance records.
7. Call Harvard University's admissions office and ask them how you can get your genius pet penguin admission and a full scholarship.
6. Call the secret service and tell them you want to hire them to do some secret services for you.
5. Call someone out of state and ask for a glass of juice. Tell them you ask only because their cookies are stale.
4. Call someone and rap Notorious B.I.G. lines, like "Mo' Money, Mo' Problems".
3. Call someone out of state and ask if they've seen your semi-precious pet rock.
2. Call someone using a disguised voice and say you're their guardian angel and that you love purple petunias in the Spring.
... and the #1 Prank Call Joke Idea:
1. Call a Welsh real estate investment house and offer to sell them 200 acres of prime beach property in beautiful, sunny South Dakota. When they don't pay, accuse them of
"Welshing" on their debts.
Venting at the Office Helps Hearts Wall Street Journal The daily dose of folic acid in the studies was up to six times as high as the average dose delivered by US fortification. The studies took place in Norway, ...
High-dose Folic Acid and B12 May Hike Cancer Risk MedPage Today "In this study, the daily dose that was given was 400 ?g ... so it is really illogical to try to 'blame' the folic acid for the effects observed, ...
First thoughts: No pain, no gain? msnbc.com It's obvious that the majority of them haven't taken the time to EDUCATE themselves and they're doing nothing more than parroting the daily dose of ...
Millions help provide family caregiving services San Gabriel Valley Tribune The daily dose of joy is important for all of us. For up-to-date information and support, contact USC's Los Angeles Caregiver Resource Center at ...
The Pakistani state as a suicide bomber Daily News & Analysis The tendency instead has been to bizarrely blame the daily dose of recent terror on the Israeli Mossad, the Indian RAW and the American CIA -- in fact, ...
Article on AHA report seen as missing the mark ModernHealthcare.com The Daily Dose article on the American Hospital Association's new Trendwatch report about geographic variation in health spending misstates what the report ...
Could the recession jumpstart your health? WalletPop ... and is featured Monday - Friday in the "Daily Dose" segment on Doug Stephan's Good Day, heard on more than 300 stations in morning drive. ...
Will the Government Pay Billions to Katrina Victims? The AtlanticWire (blog) A Little Justice The Daily Dose blog says the victory is symbolic, but meaningful nevertheless. "While this is far from justice served for the thousands ...
Path to Alternative Therapies Is Littered With Obstacles New York Times ?Basically you pay top dollar for, say, a glucosamine supplement thinking you're getting 100 percent of the daily dose, when, the reality is, you're really ...
Sac State grad is funny film finalist Sacramento Bee Jesse Fernandez, a recent graduate of CSU Sacramento, is one of eight finalists in the National College Funny Film Competition sponsored by Rooftop Comedy. ...
United Arab Emirates Bans Paper for Running Funny Photoshop New York Magazine Yesterday, the United Arab Emirates barred sales and distribution of the News Corp.?owned Sunday Times, which carried a story about the Dubai debt crisis. ...
Rep. Chris Van Hollen is a Very Funny Guy! Air America Congressman Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) is a very funny guy, and he truly proved it the other day. He has been a guest of mine on Air America Radio ...
Funny, in 140 characters or less Ha'aretz If you want to be funny you must conform to the formats available, whether they be tweets on Twitter, parodic videos posted on YouTube or just ordinary ...
Bizarre, yes ? but not all that funny Columbus Ledger-Enquirer @CO 44Editorial Drop Cap:First there was Balloon Boy; now come The Real Party Crashers of Pennsylvania Avenue. If you're tempted to ask what comes next in ...
