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Angelina Jolie Has Hot Body, Brad Pitt Grows Weird Beard - Times of the Internet

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Angelina Jolie Has Hot Body, Brad Pitt Grows Weird Beard
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Black Francis, ?Weird Al,? Flea to Rock ?Winston Calling? Benefit - Rolling Stone

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Black Francis, ?Weird Al,? Flea to Rock ?Winston Calling? Benefit
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The first concert of the two-night benefit at the Echoplex and its upstairs venue the Echo will also feature appearances by ?Weird Al? Yankovic (who will ...
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Mike Tyson's weird week on tour in Britain - Independent

Mike Tyson's weird week on tour in Britain
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I had the dubious pleasure four years ago of being hired to "work the room" with Mike Tyson on his first British after-dinner speaking tour. ...

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Weird witch hazel: Strange little fall-blooming tree is conversation piece - Pocono Record

Weird witch hazel: Strange little fall-blooming tree is conversation piece
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Contributed photo By KAREN LAYTON There are lots of weird and unusual members of the plant and fungi kingdoms ? some with spooky names, others with creepy ...

Catching Up With... The Men Who Stare at Goats Author Jon Ronson - Paste Magazine

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Catching Up With... The Men Who Stare at Goats Author Jon Ronson
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The author and documentary filmmaker has spent his career tracking down some of the most wildly weird people on the planet to bring their stories to us ...
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The Beatles back catalogue: No longer available for download and a weird fight ... - Bitterwallet

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The Beatles back catalogue: No longer available for download and a weird fight ...
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By Mof Gimmers bluebeat, who were selling the Fab Four tracks have, unsurprisingly, been hit with a federal copyright lawsuit. They have been told to stop ...
Pundits Smirk at the Strangest Excuse for Stealing Beatles SongsThe AtlanticWire (blog)
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TALES FROM OUTER SUBURBIA Written and illustrated by Shaun Tan - New York Times

TALES FROM OUTER SUBURBIA Written and illustrated by Shaun Tan
New York Times
His work is weird, all right, but the best kind of weird ? the kind that welcomes you in. ?Tales From Outer Suburbia? is a collection of illustrated stories ...

Band takes its odd, weird story to the stage - Calgary Herald

Band takes its odd, weird story to the stage
Calgary Herald
By Stephen Hunt, Calgary heraldnovember 6, 2009 10:41 AM The Odds' A Good Weird Story takes place at the Belaire Room at The Westin Hotel on Saturday. ...

This McCourt Thing Is Going To Get Weird - SportsBlogs Nation (blog)

This McCourt Thing Is Going To Get Weird
SportsBlogs Nation (blog)
Dodgers owners Frank and Jamie McCourt's very public divorce -- it's public, you see, because a beloved baseball ...

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Comedy Central wants a bite of The Onion
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Comedy Central has ordered a half-hour scripted pilot based on the Onion's Sports Network. The OSN is part of the popular satirical magazine's online TV ...
'The Onion' heading to Comedy Central: Area online sports news team gets TV showEntertainment Weekly
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Comedy Centrals Orders Pilot For New Series From The OnionAHN
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'South Park' vs. GLAAD: Comedy Central Responds - New York Times

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'South Park' vs. GLAAD: Comedy Central Responds
New York Times
Here's the network's response to the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, which has asked Comedy Central to apologize for a recent ...
Latest ''South Park'' episode overflowing with gay slur; GLAAD unnervedMetro Weekly
GLAAD Takes on 'South Park'EDGE Boston
Gay Advocacy Group Objects to 'South Park' EpisodeNew York Times

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New York Comedy Festival - New York Times

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New York Comedy Festival
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Mr. Morgan, the comedian and star of ?30 Rock,? will perform there ? for the first time ? as part of the New York Comedy Festival on Friday, ...
Dane Cook brings 'Isolated Incident' to ScopeThe Virginian-Pilot
Dane Cook Describes 'Really Personal' New Set Of MaterialMTV.com
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Comedy Central to air 'Goode Family' - United Press International

Comedy Central to air 'Goode Family'
United Press International
6 (UPI) -- Comedy Central says it will begin airing next year the animated US comedy series "The Goode Family," which started out on ABC. ...

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Comedian-magician Carl Ballantine's final exit - Los Angeles Times

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Comedian-magician Carl Ballantine's final exit
Los Angeles Times
Comedy-magician and actor Carl Ballantine, who died Tuesday at his home in the Hollywood Hills at age 92, had not been ill, but he had been feeling the ...
Carl Ballantine, an 'amazing' comedy magician and 'McHale's Navy' co-star, has ...Entertainment Weekly
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TV Star Gosselaar Falls for Kafka in Rebeck's Play 'Understudy' - Bloomberg

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TV Star Gosselaar Falls for Kafka in Rebeck's Play 'Understudy'
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The comedy skewers the upside-down world of Broadway -- where inept film stars may land plum roles and gifted stage actors are lucky to find work as their ...
A backup waits for the star to fall in 'The UnderstudyNewsday

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The Men Who Stare at Goats - Back Stage

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The Men Who Stare at Goats
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I've been waiting for George Clooney to really shine again in a comedy. ('O Brother, Where Art Thou?' was his last great one.) Fortunately, the wait is over ...
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Film Review: Coens again find comedy in tragedy - Omaha World-Herald

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Film Review: Coens again find comedy in tragedy
Omaha World-Herald
The beauty and brilliance of a Coen Brothers black comedy (?Fargo,? ?Burn After Reading,? ?O Brother, Where Art Thou??) is that they manage, on one level, ...
A comedy with a whole lot of tsurisBrandeis Hoot

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Seinfeld's comedy about the mundane still hilarious - Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

Seinfeld's comedy about the mundane still hilarious
Milwaukee Journal Sentinel
Of course, Seinfeld did more than just talk during the first of two sold-out comedy sets Friday night at the Riverside Theater. ...

Defending the Work of Female Comics - New York Times

Defending the Work of Female Comics
New York Times
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"The Photographer" A little girl walked daily to and from school. Though the weather one morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made the daily trek to the elementary school.

As the day progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning.

The mother was worried that her daughter would be frightened walking back home from school, and she herself feared the electrical storm might cause her harm. Following each roar of the thunder, lightning would cut through the sky like a flaming sword. Being very concerned, the mother got into her car and drove along the route to the school.

Soon she saw her small child walking along.

The thunder would boom, and then, at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look and smile. One followed another, each time with her child stopping, looking up at the streak of light and smiling.

Finally, the mother called out and asked, "Honey, what are you doing?"

Her little girl answered, "God keeps taking pictures of me!"

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Group gathers to expel Wood
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For the Wausau arrest, Wood admitted to taking twice the daily dose of an anxiety medication and half a bottle of nighttime cold medication. ...

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Joe Ward's Big Goodbye - Press-Enterprise

Joe Ward's Big Goodbye
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Joe Ward loved the daily dose of youthful bedlam right up to the morning he died. His 23 grandchildren and 11 great grandchildren fondly called him Papa. ...

Starbucks Makes It Easier, Different to Get Free Wi-Fi - Wi-Fi Networking News

Starbucks Makes It Easier, Different to Get Free Wi-Fi
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The plain stored-value card exists mostly for convenience and usage tracking by Starbucks, but includes a few extras, one of which is the daily dose of ...

Rasburicase approved for management of plasma uric acid levels - HemOncToday

Rasburicase approved for management of plasma uric acid levels
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The daily dose of rasburicase was 0.20 mg/kg; the allopurinol dose was 300 mg. The plasma uric acid response rate was defined as the proportion of patients ...

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FDA Approves Elitek(R) (rasburicase) for Management of Plasma Uric Acid Levels ... - Reuters

FDA Approves Elitek(R) (rasburicase) for Management of Plasma Uric Acid Levels ...
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The daily dose of Elitek was 0.20 mg/kg, while that of allopurinol was 300 mg. The PUA response rate was defined as the proportion of patients with PUA ...

Adieu to Genoa City - New Zealand Herald

New Zealand Herald

Adieu to Genoa City
New Zealand Herald
It's all ridiculously melodramatic, but psychologists reckon the daily dose of escapism is akin to burying yourself in a gossip magazine. ...

Brand and Generic TRAMADOL (Ultram). FDA approved. Fast Delivery. Ultram. - Newstalk ZB

Brand and Generic TRAMADOL (Ultram). FDA approved. Fast Delivery. Ultram.
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Talk with properly cirrhosis of the daily dose of subjects over 75. PRESCRIBED FOR you. The physician. These actions to obtain the weight of tramadol and ...

Novartis drug Tasigna(R) meets primary endpoint in pivotal trial against ... - Reuters

Novartis drug Tasigna(R) meets primary endpoint in pivotal trial against ...
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... CYP3A4 should be closely monitored for prolongation of the QT interval, and a dose reduction to 1/2 the daily dose is recommended (400 mg once daily). ...

First thoughts: Jersey Boys - msnbc.com

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First thoughts: Jersey Boys
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... you're afraid that some of their viewers may start to just say NO to the daily dose of brainwashing that's handed out by the wrecking crew over there? ...

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Key trends for global TMT sector in 2010 to be unveiled today - Emirates Business 24/7

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Key trends for global TMT sector in 2010 to be unveiled today
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Funny or not? Jon Stewart mocks Glenn Beck's appendicitis (watch)
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AP Photo Evan Agostini From the man who gave America the profound analysis of Glenn Beck back in 2006 comes more humor-- this time: on the topic of Glenn ...
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Will Ferrell's "Funny or Die" Will Make Money on YouTube; No Illicit Uploaders ... - BNET

LMAO! Jessica Alba Is a Funny Friggin' Focker - E! Online

E! Online

LMAO! Jessica Alba Is a Funny Friggin' Focker
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"She loves to be funny," Polo told us at last night's BAFTA/LA Britannia Awards. "I also think she's a very shy person who perhaps people perceive as a ...

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Funny girl Mo'nique becomes a drama queen - The Star-Ledger - NJ.com

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Funny girl Mo'nique becomes a drama queen
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Oxygen Media/Helene vedrennemo'nique plays an abusive mother in ?Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire. ...

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Conan Apologizes To Levi's Johnston For Being Funny - PerezHilton.com (blog)

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Conan Apologizes To Levi's Johnston For Being Funny
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On Thursday night Conan O'Brien made an apology to Levi Johnston after reading off fabricated tweets in a skit the night before. ...

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Local bank distributes 'funny money' - 9NEWS.com

Local bank distributes 'funny money'
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DENVER - The next time you get a dollar, check to see if it is funny; and we don't mean counterfeit. Vectra Banks has sent out 13000 real dollar bills with ...

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Beckham to play second base for Sox in '10 - MLB.com

Beckham to play second base for Sox in '10
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CHICAGO -- A funny thing happened to Gordon Beckham on the way to making the position of third base on the White Sox his own. ...

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Indie Mac developers offer promotion with a funny name - Ars Technica

Indie Mac developers offer promotion with a funny name
Ars Technica
MacHeist is offering a free "nanoBundle" of Mac software for one week only. A group of indie Mac developers have devised their own promotion?One Finger ...

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NHRA Notes: Massey Amasses Points
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