"Top 10 funny things about FOX News Channel"
10. Glenn Beck, Gigantic Buffoon. On the plus size, he self-deprecates his plus size.
9. Sean Hannity, and the broken records he keeps playing, while actually taking himself and his lame catch-phrase insults seriously.
8. Greta Van Susteren and her pedantic ass kissing of all things Wisconsin.
7. Geraldo Rivera and his fake man-of-the-people approach to reporting fluff pieces as hard news.
6. Former Miss America Gretchen Carlson and her catty snipes at Miss USA contestants.
5. Neil Cavuto and his apetite for cannoli.
4. FNC's cheap-o sloganeering, like Crotch-bomber, Tim Tax-Cheat Geithner, and Fair and Balanced.
3. Bill O'Reilly, whose show makes Red Eye actually seem funny.
2. Megyn Kelly's pathetic penchant for reporting anything sex-related as national news, except her own legs.
... and the #1 funny thing about FOX News Channel is:
1. If it's on FNC, it must be fair and balanced, because their news babes are largely bottle blondes.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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