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No other creative force in the TV ... and more » Max Barry's Weird Cyborg Publishing Experiment Could Be A Movie - io9 Max Barry's Weird Cyborg Publishing Experiment Could Be A Movie io9 Max Barry has been posting his weird improvised titanium-body-parts epic Machine Man on his website, a page at a time, and now a production company has ... and more » Weird wavy lines - Kansas City Star Kansas City Star Weird wavy lines Kansas City Star Here's one of those weird little details that readers always notice: Several people called me Monday to tell me their copies of the editorial page had a ... Stable family and weird tales make a happy Medium - The Gazette (Montreal) Stable family and weird tales make a happy Medium The Gazette (Montreal) Medium moves uncertainly between its weird tales and its depiction of a stable family, and the herky-jerky transitions can seem a little jarring at times. ... 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