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New building rules aim to keep Pleasure Point weird - San Jose Mercury News

New building rules aim to keep Pleasure Point weird
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PLEASURE POINT ? Katie Loggins lives in an old one-story bungalow a block from the beach where guitars, CDs and surf gear neatly pack ...

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Zac Efron thinks it would be ?weird? if he starred in an action movie. - Bosh

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Zac Efron thinks it would be ?weird? if he starred in an action movie.
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Until then, I think it would just come across as weird.? The 22-year-old star also revealed he is in awe of actor Leonardo dicaprio ? despite disliking him ...
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Viva La France As All Blacks Continue Weird Rivalry - Voxy

Viva La France As All Blacks Continue Weird Rivalry
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Marseille, Nov 29 NZPA - It's the eternal question: why do France bring out the best and the worst in the All Blacks rugby team? ...

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So many weird lessons, yet so little time for proper teaching - guardian.co.uk

So many weird lessons, yet so little time for proper teaching
guardian.co.uk
The government wants to warn children about domestic violence. It would be best to teach them to read and write When Rozina Akhtar, from Blackburn, ...

Shakira's 'She-Wolf' a weird, wildly fun album - Seattle Post Intelligencer

Seattle Post Intelligencer

Shakira's 'She-Wolf' a weird, wildly fun album
Seattle Post Intelligencer
Things get downright weird at times -- and it makes every song a winner. This is Shakira's most compelling, consistently entertaining disc since 1998's ...

Silvio Berlusconi Has Had A Weird Month - Manolith

Silvio Berlusconi Has Had A Weird Month
Manolith
Hey, you know how in the US, there's always a big scandal when someone cheats on their wife? It's all over the presses ...

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Chiefs' Chambers faces old mates with Bolts; LT looks to break into top 10 all ... - The Canadian Press

The Canadian Press

Chiefs' Chambers faces old mates with Bolts; LT looks to break into top 10 all ...
The Canadian Press
Chambers said it will be weird and fun at the same time to face cornerbacks Quentin Jammer and Antonio Cromartie. "I know some of the tendencies of ...

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MILF: Ampatuan Claim a 'Weird Statement,? Massacre an 'Act of Animals' - Bulatlat

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MILF: Ampatuan Claim a 'Weird Statement,? Massacre an 'Act of Animals'
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MANILA ? The Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) described as a ?weird statement? the allegation by Ampatuan massacre suspect ...

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Sackless game 'weird' for Minnesota Vikings' Jared Allen - Pioneer Press

Sackless game 'weird' for Minnesota Vikings' Jared Allen
Pioneer Press
It was weird," Allen said. "It might have been one of my best pass rushing games." Allen had six tackles, four of them for a loss, he forced a fumble and he ...

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Learn about 'weird and wacky' Nevada laws - Reno Gazette-Journal

Learn about 'weird and wacky' Nevada laws
Reno Gazette-Journal
A class titled "Weird and Wacky Nevada Legal History" is scheduled at 10 am Tuesday at the UNR Osher Lifelong Learning Institute, 401 W. Second St. One of ...

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Palin Targeted (Again) by Canadian Comedian
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The former Alaska governor was recently the target of another Canadian comedian in a video segment that aired on CBC TV's comedy show "This Hour Has 22 ...

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New tricks prove elusive for the 'Old Dogs' comedy - Lake County News

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New tricks prove elusive for the 'Old Dogs' comedy
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Aside from some of the rude humor associated with scatological references, the predictable ?Old Dogs? comedy, released by the Walt Disney Studio just in ...
'Old Dogs' a mangy mongrel of a comedyCTV.ca
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Juggling! Music! Comedy! Vaudeville in Asheville - Asheville Citizen-Times

Juggling! Music! Comedy! Vaudeville in Asheville
Asheville Citizen-Times
If you enjoy the plethora of street talent here in Asheville but sometimes wish you had a seat for the show instead of lingering on the sidewalk, ...

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Concert preview | 'Fruitcake' has comedy and spice - Kansas City Star

Concert preview | 'Fruitcake' has comedy and spice
Kansas City Star
?It'll be a wink and a nod to the events of the season,? said chorus member Tom Lancaster, who will narrate a portion of the holiday ...

Actor Ty Burrell: From Grants Pass to ABC's hit comedy 'Modern Family' - OregonLive.com

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Actor Ty Burrell: From Grants Pass to ABC's hit comedy 'Modern Family'
OregonLive.com
But for Ty Burrell, the Oregon native who co-stars on the ABC comedy, "Modern Family," the whole acting thing took a while. "What do they say about not ...

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Phil: Bullard's a comedy genius - The Sun

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Phil: Bullard's a comedy genius
The Sun
"Great comedy is about timing. You could not have had a celebration like that, after a goal, unless it was at Eastlands and was in the goal in front of the ...
Phil Brown hails Jimmy Bullard's Hull celebrationBBC Sport

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'Superior Donuts' to end its run on Broadway - Youngstown Vindicator

'Superior Donuts' to end its run on Broadway
Youngstown Vindicator
NEW YORK ? The comedy- drama ?Superior Donuts? is closing up shop on Broadway. Producer Jeffrey Richards says the show will fold Jan. ...

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Last chance for crackups: Comedy competition comes to a close - Seattle Times

Last chance for crackups: Comedy competition comes to a close
Seattle Times
Seattle International Stand Up Comedy Competition comes to an end Sunday, Nov. 29, with a final round at Seattle's Moore Theatre. ...

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Comedian Stephen Colbert goes bobsledding - The Associated Press

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Comedian Stephen Colbert goes bobsledding
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LAKE PLACID, NY ? Comedian Stephen Colbert took the "Night Train" and it nearly left him speechless. Colbert donned a reddish-orange racing suit Sunday and ...
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Comedy's Bad Boy is back - The Star-Ledger - NJ.com

Comedy's Bad Boy is back
The Star-Ledger - NJ.com
C omedian Mike Marino returns to his Jersey City roots for a live comedy show at the Landmark Loew's Jersey Theatre tomorrow at 8 pm to ...

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High-dose Folic Acid and B12 May Hike Cancer Risk - MedPage Today

High-dose Folic Acid and B12 May Hike Cancer Risk
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"In this study, the daily dose that was given was 400 ?g ... so it is really illogical to try to 'blame' the folic acid for the effects observed, ...

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First thoughts: No pain, no gain? - msnbc.com

First thoughts: No pain, no gain?
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It's obvious that the majority of them haven't taken the time to EDUCATE themselves and they're doing nothing more than parroting the daily dose of ...

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The Pakistani state as a suicide bomber - Daily News & Analysis

The Pakistani state as a suicide bomber
Daily News & Analysis
The tendency instead has been to bizarrely blame the daily dose of recent terror on the Israeli Mossad, the Indian RAW and the American CIA -- in fact, ...

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HEAAL: High-dose trumps low-dose ARB for heart failure in the ACE-inhibitor ... - TheHeart.Org

HEAAL: High-dose trumps low-dose ARB for heart failure in the ACE-inhibitor ...
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... at either 150 mg/day (n=1921) or 50 mg/day (n=1913), with the daily dose for patients in the high-dose group uptitrated from 50 mg/day over three weeks. ...

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Revlimid Alternate-Day Dosing Regimen Shows Promise In Myelodysplastic Syndromes
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Previous attempts to reduce Revlimid's side effects included lowering the daily dose from 10 mg to 5 mg. This did decrease side effects, but it did not ...

Article on AHA report seen as missing the mark - ModernHealthcare.com

Article on AHA report seen as missing the mark
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The Daily Dose article on the American Hospital Association's new Trendwatch report about geographic variation in health spending misstates what the report ...

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Could the recession jumpstart your health?
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Will the Government Pay Billions to Katrina Victims? - The AtlanticWire (blog)

The AtlanticWire (blog)

Will the Government Pay Billions to Katrina Victims?
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A Little Justice The Daily Dose blog says the victory is symbolic, but meaningful nevertheless. "While this is far from justice served for the thousands ...

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Path to Alternative Therapies Is Littered With Obstacles - New York Times

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Path to Alternative Therapies Is Littered With Obstacles
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?Basically you pay top dollar for, say, a glucosamine supplement thinking you're getting 100 percent of the daily dose, when, the reality is, you're really ...

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Secret Service: We messed up, and it's not funny
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Blu-ray Review: Funny People - 2-Disc Unrated Collector's Edition - Blogcritics.org (blog)

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Blu-ray Review: Funny People - 2-Disc Unrated Collector's Edition
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'Funny People' Takes The Stage, Tom Hanks Finds His 'Demons' And More, In The ... - MTV.com

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'Funny People' Takes The Stage, Tom Hanks Finds His 'Demons' And More, In The ...
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"Knocked Up" would follow in 2007, and then in 2009, "Funny People," a decidedly more mature comedy that straddled serious dramatic elements. ...
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Funny but true: Aggies, Spartans take field for dog fight - Las Cruces Sun-News

Funny but true: Aggies, Spartans take field for dog fight
Las Cruces Sun-News
The New Mexico State vs. San Jose State football game tonight should be a battle. Neither team wants to reside in ...

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'Angels and Demons,' 'Four Christmases,' 'Funny People' top this week's DVD ... - SILive.com

SILive.com

'Angels and Demons,' 'Four Christmases,' 'Funny People' top this week's DVD ...
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Although it's predictable in spots, this is still a very funny film. No extras. Universal picturesadam Sandler, Leslie Mann and Seth Rogen are shown in a ...

Funny faith stories, Part 2 - Kansas City Star

Funny faith stories, Part 2
Kansas City Star
Caption: Illustration. Graphic. Christianity's divisions are still as deep as ever. How an article about Clinton receiving Catholic Communion sparked a ...

"Global Warming" would be funny if it were not so expensive - Examiner.com

"Global Warming" would be funny if it were not so expensive
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Conspiracy theorists have argued for years that government officials who support the massive regulation of industry in the name of environmentalism, ...

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Ron Capps Wins Five In His Funny Car - SanDiego.com

Ron Capps Wins Five In His Funny Car
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Being Mormon has its funny moments - StandardNet

Being Mormon has its funny moments
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Readers relive each painfully funny experience with Baker in "The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance, A Memoir by Elna Baker" (Dutton, ...

Torres turns down funny telly offer - Mirror.co.uk

Torres turns down funny telly offer
Mirror.co.uk
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