"Top 10 funny Memorial Day Americana jokes"
10. It's Memorial Day. Remember the Veterans, and love the veterenarians.
9. Now that Dennis Hopper has passed on to the great beyond, American counter-culture is further immortalized, and it's a little more fun up on Cloud Nine.
8. In Japan, white is the color of mourning. In America, white is the color you can wear from Memorial Day through Labor Day. Today is also World No Tobacco Day. Cigarette
paper is white. Coincidence, or multicultural conspiracy?
7. Memorial Day means hot dogs, beer, barbeque, plus mustard and Ketchup stains on your lovely white summer clothes.
6. What does it mean if Japanese-Americans wear White on Memorial Day?
5. What's Black, White and Read all over on Memorial Day Weekend 2010? Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper's Obituaries.
4. What's more ironic than irony? Easy Rider counterculture icon Dennis Hopper was a Republican. What's more ironic than that? Left-wing Hollywood attention-whores kissing
his conservative butt post-mortem.
3. Knock! Knock! Who's There? Hopper. Hopper who? Hopper, Rider, and take 'er Easy.
2. What do Art Linkletter, Gary Coleman and Dennis Hopper have in common? Other than acting talent, they all left in a Memorial way.
... and the #1 funny Memorial Day Americana joke is:
1. While Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper are gone and fighting in the afterlife, their spirits roll on forever into the counterculture horizon. A counterculture which, if
you remember it clearly, means you probably weren't there.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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