Lady Gaga AMA Performance: Weird, Or Normal? The Plastic Surgery Channel It seems Gaga can't hurt her career by being too weird. She's already survived rumors of becoming a hermaphrodite, getting plastic surgery to make her a ...
Q: What happened when the play about roofing opened in the West End?
A: It got slated.
Q: What does a cabinet manufacturer sing when he's trying to solve a design problem?
A: Consider your shelf, my friend.
Q: Who removes the directions from the insides of buildings?
A: An interior de-signer.
Q: How to you get a window to stay on a fishing hook?
A: You have to re-bait it.
Q: Why did the combination of the architect's misreading of the Building Regulations and his desire for recognition cause the building to burn down?
A: Because he thought surface spread of fame would be a good thing to encourage.
The Pakistani state as a suicide bomber Daily News & Analysis The tendency instead has been to bizarrely blame the daily dose of recent terror on the Israeli Mossad, the Indian RAW and the American CIA -- in fact, ...
Jon & Kate: Too funny, way too late Metro.us (blog) It's with mixed feelings that we inform you that TLC aired the last episode of ?Jon & Kate Plus 8? last night. On one hand, this show has wasted so much of ...