Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!) In Memoriam of a funny tiny giant.
Funny One Liner:
"Even at school, when the teacher asked me the wash the blackboard, I said 'What for? The more I wash it, the blacker it gets.'" ~ Gary Coleman, roasting Mr. T.
7. On his female attacker: "When her breasts were hitting me on the forehead, she seemed squishy."
6. On AIDS: "I didn't get a chance to mack because AIDS came out in 82. All the women ran and hid."
5. On nude photos of him: "I don't care how much you wish it, how much you want it. It ain't happening." "Photoshop."
4. On public displays of affection: "We're not love showy people."
3. On calling the cops: "All the time."
2. On having kids: "I promised her one, I just don't know when that's gonna happen. I know when I made that promise, I committed myself to a life of hell."
... and the #1 funny Gary Coleman quote is:
1. On White people: "They're rude, they're obnoxious, they're not fun to be around..."