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  • (^8 The Daily Dose Funny Video Clip! :^D
    (: English post-election comedy (the 2001 version -- perfect in 2010!). :D


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    A Lucky Break for Greece, in England.
    England 
has its first Hung Parliament since 1974. At least it's not Greece's fault. TheDailyDose.com .

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    "Excessive Ouzo drinking and rioting in Greece to continue under the British Media radar, at least until the English sort out their Freshly Dead Hung Parliament." ~ Yasha Harari


    The Daily Dose Joke:
    "Top 10 EU British Greek Monkey Wrenches"

    10. Most Europeans know enough English to pay attention to its political dramas. Far fewer speak Greek.

    9. Greek cuisine is tastier than English fare.

    8. Talkin' 'bout My Generation ... First Hung Parliament in London since 1974.

    7. Greek Debts. Leading EU states do not wish to fund further follies for the lazy Feta state.

    6. Greek Riots. Price of Ouzo skyrockets.

    5. BP British Pollution in the Gulf of Mexico. It is rather impolite to pee in your best friend's pool.

    4. April showers bring May Flowers, and English MayFlowers bring Pilgrims and Hung Parliament.

    3. Cameron, Brown and Klegg. Another English Election leaderboard that sounds like a law firm name.

    2. The British have invested heavily in high risk opportunities, like Iceland and Greece, but Led Zeppelin has retired.

    ... and the #1 EU British Greek Monkey Wrench is:

    1. Never mind mass mob violence in Athens. Hung Parliment or not, the English still put milk in their tea and drive on the wrong side of the road.


    Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.


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  • "House Ways and Means Committee Chairman Rep. Charles Rangel, D-N.Y., announced his temporary resignation as committee chairman, March 3, 2010, on Capitol Hill, due to charges that he violated ethics and was corrupt. It probably did not help that he was made chairman of the committee for his promise to end the "culture of corruption" in Washington, DC." ~ Yasha Harari

    Keep on laughing! 8^D It's good for you. Really. Well it can't be worse for you than bad healthcare. :)


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