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:^) Tuesday, December 8, 2009 {Vol. 14, # 030} (^8
25 Days of Weird Christmas: Kentucky Fried Japan San Francisco Chronicle Okay, I understand that at some level a blog series called "25 Days of Weird Christmas" that includes entries about unusual traditions from around the world ...
5 Weird, Wacky and Wonderful Winter Activities Peter Greenberg.com Travel News Athena Arnot-Copenhaver tracked down five weird, wacky and wonderful winter activities for travelers to enjoy the frigid weather. ...
Kate Moss's weird antics! Strips a woman! Entertainment and Showbiz! Supermodel Kate Moss, recently, did a bizarre act in a friend's wedding when she got obsessed with a bracelet she saw and virtually stripped it from the ...
COLLEGE FOOTBALL: Illini season ends in weird way Alton Telegraph In the fallout from the 53-52 Illinois loss to Fresno State, lots of questions remain about the future of a 3-9 U of I team that in two ...
Dick Stockton, Jay Cutler and Weird Bears/Rams Moments ChicagoNow (blog) Dick Stockton saying "Here comes the pressure on Boller", when he was perfectly protected in a huge pocket. Trent Green saying he liked the Hester end ...
The City to Watch for weird news The Courier News Elgin may no longer call itself the City to Watch, but it certainly has been this year, particularly for strange stories. Here's a sampling of what I mean, ...
Primetime Ratings: 'Big Bang' For CBS Comedy Broadcasting & Cable The two comedies, coupled with CBS' opening comedy hour and drama CSI: Miami led the network to a dominant Monday night win. In the opening hour CBS pulled ...
Harvey, Herzog share stage, memories MLB.com The Hall of Fame apparently is welcoming its first comedy act. Harvey and Herzog might be the best baseball comedy duo since Abbott and Costello were asking ...
Sarah Palin Does Stand-Up Comedy About - News & Issues (blog) But last weekend she turned the tables with her own comedy routine poking fun at the media, Democrats, the McCain campaign, and herself. ...
Tim Allen Brings Stand-Up Act To 'Crazy' Screenings KMBC.com Fans of Tim Allen across the country are getting a huge bonus with sneak peeks of his new comedy "Crazy on the Outside" -- Allen as an opening act. ...
The Comedy Duo of Palin and Frank New York Times Sarah Palin may have some 'splainin' to do with the conservative fans on her book tour as word spreads of her partying Saturday night with ...
"Top Ten Climate Change Jokes from Laughzilla and the Late Night Hosts"
10. "President Obama assures us that climate change is real, based on scientific fact, even though those facts are admitted lies. It's like his plan to fix the
economy. We've got debt we can't afford. Let's go on a shopping spree! Brilliant. Harvard Brilliant. So it must be true 'cuz He said it, right?!" -- Laughzilla
9. "Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice." -- David Letterman
8. "Hollywood is reviewing scripts for a movie about the East Anglia University climate change scam. The project is tentatively being called 'An inconvenient
lie.'" -- Laughzilla
7. "Arnold Schwarzenegger is blaming man for global warming. And today, Al Gore agreed with him. That's so typical. Two cyborgs, 'Oh, let's blame the humans.'"
-- Jay Leno
6. "Polar bears blame humans for climate change. They named Al Gore and his carbon footprint as one of the world's worst offenders. Talk about an inconvenient
truth." -- Laughzilla
5. "Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only one thing: Gary
Coleman is going to drown." -- Conan O'Brien
4. "On the The Twelfth Day of Copenhagen climatologists gave to me: 12 climate change mistruths from Obama ..." -- Laughzilla
3. "President Bush told reporters he won't see Al Gore's documentary about the threat of global warming. He will not see it. On the other hand, Dick Cheney said
he's seen the global warming film five times, and it still cracks him up." -- Conan O'Brien
2. "The best reason to use clean energy has nothing to do with climate change. Rather, it has to do with a dirty four letter word: Iran." -- laughzilla
... and the Number 1 Climate Change Joke from Laughzilla and the Late Night Hosts,
1. One great reason to be for climate change and global warming: Hot sweaty babes in skimpy clothes." -- Laughzilla
Reference: Laughzilla and American Broadcast Television Networks
High-dose Folic Acid and B12 May Hike Cancer Risk MedPage Today "In this study, the daily dose that was given was 400 ?g ... so it is really illogical to try to 'blame' the folic acid for the effects observed, ...
Venting at the Office Helps Hearts Wall Street Journal The daily dose of folic acid in the studies was up to six times as high as the average dose delivered by US fortification. The studies took place in Norway, ...
First thoughts: No pain, no gain? msnbc.com It's obvious that the majority of them haven't taken the time to EDUCATE themselves and they're doing nothing more than parroting the daily dose of ...
Millions help provide family caregiving services San Gabriel Valley Tribune The daily dose of joy is important for all of us. For up-to-date information and support, contact USC's Los Angeles Caregiver Resource Center at ...
Article on AHA report seen as missing the mark ModernHealthcare.com The Daily Dose article on the American Hospital Association's new Trendwatch report about geographic variation in health spending misstates what the report ...
Revisiting "Julie & Julia" (now on DVD) Seattle Times Ephron (who I have never met) is a famously smart, funny woman whose wit jumps off the page in her many terrific published essays and her novel "Heartburn" ...
Funny business New York Post (Women can be funny, no matter what Christopher Hitchens says.) Kristen Johnston delivers a knockout comic performance in Maurine Dallas Watkins' "So Help ...
Cutting the classics down to byte size Chicago Sun-Times "I've looked at Twitter, and there are certainly some very funny people," Rensin said. "I just don't have time to tweet what I ate for breakfast. ...
'Wonder' equally funny, tiring Las Vegas Review - Journal We soon realize she's gone all cute on us because she thinks this is the way to be funny. A simple thing like not realistically packing that suitcase ...
