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'Hot Tub Time Machine': Sounds weird, looks hilarious Examiner.com John Cusack was great in the 80s. Chevy Chase was great in the 80s. Ever wonder what would happen if they did a movie now that was set in the 80s? ...
Jessica Simpson And Billy Corgan: So Weird, Right? YourTango Last week we learned that Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan have been dating on the sly since meeting at a party in November, and now we hear ...
OSU QB says he'll be ready for Cotton Muskogee Daily Phoenix ?It's weird to think that you're doing things for the last time, and it's kind of been like that all season. I took my last final in a classroom and things ...
NEWS OF THE WEIRD Macon Telegraph In September, engaging in a tradition of the Dussera holiday in India's Tamil Nadu state, Hindu priests ritually whipped 2000 women and ...
25 Days of Weird Christmas: Festivus, for real. San Francisco Chronicle (blog) In 1997, holiday malcontents everywhere may have witnessed one of the greatest rallying cries of their history. One man rose above the seasonal cheer and ...
Cartoon Net developing live-action comedy Hollywood Reporter The action comedy, which is being developed as a two-hour movie/backdoor pilot, centers on a teenager who gets more than he bargained for when his family ...
Happy Chanukah to you, and please don't worry. I'm just fine considering I can't breathe or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands
of miles away from your ailing mother. I've sent along my last ten dollars in this card, which I hope you'll spend on my grandchildren. G-d knows their mother
never buys them anything nice. They look so thin in their pictures, poor babies.
Thank you so much for the birthday flowers, dear boy. I put them in the freezer so they'll stay fresh for my grave. Which reminds me -- we buried Grandma last
week. I know she died years ago, but I got to yearning for a good funeral, so Aunt Berta and I dug her up and had the services all over again. I would have
invited you, but I know that woman you live with would have never let you come. I bet she's never even watched that videotape of my hemorrhoid surgery, has she?
Well son, it's time for me to crawl off to bed now. I lost my cane beating off muggers last week, but don't you worry about me. I'm also getting used to the cold
since they turned my heat off and am grateful because the frost on my bed numbs the constant pain. Now don't you even think about sending any more money, because
I know you need it for those expensive family vacations you take every year. Give my love to my darling grand-babies and my regards to whatever-her-name-is --
the one with the black roots who stole you screaming from my bosom.
2010 Small-Biz Forecast Extravaganza! Entrepreneur (blog) ... elsewhere when you can see a whole bunch of forecasts herded together and presented to you in one convenient blog, right here on the Daily Dose! ...
First thoughts: No pain, no gain? msnbc.com It's obvious that the majority of them haven't taken the time to EDUCATE themselves and they're doing nothing more than parroting the daily dose of ...
Venting at the Office Helps Hearts Wall Street Journal The daily dose of folic acid in the studies was up to six times as high as the average dose delivered by US fortification. The studies took place in Norway, ...
HOW I SEE IT: Tiger sure did hoodwink America Culpeper Star Exponent And it is also a distraction from the daily dose of bad news coming out of Washington and Wall Street. One of the most salient of all the features of this ...
As I See It: New law offers smokers hope (Dec. 9) Corvallis Gazette Times Even though most people who smoke know they should quit, they find it very difficult without the daily dose of nicotine that tobacco products provide. ...
Errant flight not funny Idaho Mountain Express and Guide As more details come to light, the tale of the Airliner That Went Too Far less resembles the amusing portrait of bungling pilots that late-night TV ...
'Funny People' inspires Rice-A-Roni dish GoErie.com But thanks to the movie "Funny People," their 2009 collaboration now out on DVD, fans of both these A-list millionaires can watch actual footage of Sandler ...
Crowe threatened to sue over 'funny' league book NEWS.com.au ... as a courtesy because we suspected that he might be offended by the material because of his track record of not exactly seeing the funny side of things. ...
