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:^) Wednesday, December 9, 2009 {Vol. 14, # 031} (^8
25 Days of Weird Christmas: Kentucky Fried Japan San Francisco Chronicle Okay, I understand that at some level a blog series called "25 Days of Weird Christmas" that includes entries about unusual traditions from around the world ...
Weird story in the news about Hoboken self-made millionaire The Hudson Reporter HOBOKEN-- A local man built up a payroll company called Priority Payroll in Hoboken and won lots of notice this year, including being recognized as one of ...
Weird Science Forbes Neuromarketers are becoming the next generation of Mad Men. They are working for companies like Google, Frito-Lay and Disney. But instead of directly asking ...
5 Weird, Wacky and Wonderful Winter Activities Peter Greenberg.com Travel News Athena Arnot-Copenhaver tracked down five weird, wacky and wonderful winter activities for travelers to enjoy the frigid weather. ...
Dick Stockton, Jay Cutler and Weird Bears/Rams Moments ChicagoNow (blog) Dick Stockton saying "Here comes the pressure on Boller", when he was perfectly protected in a huge pocket. Trent Green saying he liked the Hester end ...
Kate Moss's weird antics! Strips a woman! Entertainment and Showbiz! Supermodel Kate Moss, recently, did a bizarre act in a friend's wedding when she got obsessed with a bracelet she saw and virtually stripped it from the ...
"Seinfeld" veteran lands comedy project at Fox Reuters But now he's back, with a spec script for a workplace comedy that has landed at Fox. The untitled multicamera show is inspired in part by Goldman's recent ...
Comedy Review: Show offers two for the price of one Burbank Leader After all, comedy is best told in an intimate setting ? with maybe a few sock puppets thrown in just for kicks. About the writer JAMES FAMERA has been ...
Try out for part in International Comedy Festival The Detroit News Mark Ridley's Comedy Castle has announced that Detroit's International Comedy Festival, Laugh Detroit, will kick off March 21 with a performance by Lewis ...
Funny Quote:
"The network news shows dedicated twenty times more coverage to Tiger Woods' affairs than they did to the Climategate scandal. They figure now that the cat is
out of the bag, it's less interesting to nail cagey lying scientists with punchlines than it is to cage the big cat lying down with his club and females. The big
bro.ad.cast media can't see the climate change forrest for the Woods." ~ Laughzilla
11.
Q: How are climatologists like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get working, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they do a bad job.
10.
Q: What's the similarity between climatologists' Global Warming Theory and the Tiger Woods multiple women scandal?
A: They both have a lot of holes in them.
9.
Q: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed Tiger?
A: His wife is good at clubbing for cash.
8.
Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a Tiger watching Fashion TV?
A: The sofa doesn't keep sneaking off to bang more women when his model mate's not looking.
7.
Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a Tiger watching golf?
A: The sofa doesn't keep sneaking off to practice sinking his putts and scoring more holes in the wrong ones.
6.
Q: What is the difference between East Anglia Climatologists and Tiger Woods?
A: Climatologists want one model to satisfy their every need. Tiger Woods wants every model to satisfy his one need.
5.
Q: How do you get a married Tiger to stop banging other women?
A: Have his wife meet him at the club.
4.
Q: How does a Climatologist show he's planning for the future?
A: He fakes two data sets instead of one.
3.
Q: How many lying climatologists does it take to prove global warming will kill us all?
A: None. It should just be proven by the time the media shows up to get in bed with them in Copenhagen.
2.
Q: How is a British hacker like TMZ?
A: At roughly the same time, each one exposed a paper Tiger and the Climate Changed.
... and the #1 Climatologist and Tiger Woods Joke:
1.
Q: What's the difference between Tiger Woods and intelligent East Anglia climatologists?
A: Tiger Woods has been spotted several times.
High-dose Folic Acid and B12 May Hike Cancer Risk MedPage Today "In this study, the daily dose that was given was 400 ?g ... so it is really illogical to try to 'blame' the folic acid for the effects observed, ...
Venting at the Office Helps Hearts Wall Street Journal The daily dose of folic acid in the studies was up to six times as high as the average dose delivered by US fortification. The studies took place in Norway, ...
First thoughts: No pain, no gain? msnbc.com It's obvious that the majority of them haven't taken the time to EDUCATE themselves and they're doing nothing more than parroting the daily dose of ...
Millions help provide family caregiving services San Gabriel Valley Tribune The daily dose of joy is important for all of us. For up-to-date information and support, contact USC's Los Angeles Caregiver Resource Center at ...
Article on AHA report seen as missing the mark ModernHealthcare.com The Daily Dose article on the American Hospital Association's new Trendwatch report about geographic variation in health spending misstates what the report ...
Path to Alternative Therapies Is Littered With Obstacles New York Times ?Basically you pay top dollar for, say, a glucosamine supplement thinking you're getting 100 percent of the daily dose, when, the reality is, you're really ...
A Seriously Funny Film Flagpole Magazine The Coen brothers' latest black comedy is as autobiographical and Jewish as the fraternal duo, raised by college professors in Minnesota, have ever gotten. ...
Donaghy: Sheed Was the Real Target SportingNews.com But it's funny that his relationship with them entered a second stage, where he went from being hated for acting adolescent to, as Donaghy says, ...
Funny business New York Post (Women can be funny, no matter what Christopher Hitchens says.) Kristen Johnston delivers a knockout comic performance in Maurine Dallas Watkins' "So Help ...
