Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!) The difference between male and female human brains.
Funny One Liner:
"Scientists have discovered that 'Thinking outside the box might be facilitated by having a somewhat less intact box', which begs the question, why are people always
thinking in or around boxes? Maybe it's time we think relative to other things ... like oceans, fields, galaxies, mountains and muppets." ~ Yasha Harari
10. Scientists have determined that schizophrenic brains and creative brains have similar levels of Dopamine, which seems to explain how dopes can creatively cope with
lows and highs.
9. Creative brains think outside the box because they don't seem to have access to regular boxes.
8. Schizophrenic brains are really just brains so creative that they require multiple personalities to manage themselves.
7. How many creative brains does it take to change a lightbulb? Ten. One to hold the lightbulb and nine to invent new ways to spin the room around it.
6. How many schizophrenic brains does it take to change a lightbulb? One or two, it depends on how I feel, and not on how I feel.
5. Is Schizophrenia the source of creativity? Or is creativity the source of schizophrenia? The answer is yes, though I won't tell you which one, and neither will I.
4. Would you rather be a schizophrenic creative or a creative schizophrenic?
3. Have you ever met a schizophrenic person who has multiple boring personas and just one creative persona?
2. Doctors give medication to calm down schizophrenic personas, yet they do not give medication to calm down creative brains.
... and the #1 creative brain joke is:
1. I think schizophrenically, therefore I am creative, and I am not.
"As technology advances, it reverses the characteristics of every situation again and again. The age of automation is going to be the age of "do
it yourself"." ~ Marshall McLuhan
Keep on laughing! 8^D It's good for you. Really. Well it can't be worse for you than bad healthcare. :)
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