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:^) Monday, December 7, 2009 {Vol. 14, # 029} Late Morning Edition (^8 Remember the attack on Pearl Harbor (it was 68 years ago today)
How appropriate that "Tora! Tora! Tora!" is Japanese for "Tiger! Tiger! Tiger!"
For Tiger's tourney, it's one weird week ESPN For the 18 players in the field, this was a weird week as well. Woods has indirectly enriched them all through the years by nearly single-handedly driving ...
Blake Lively stars in weird drama The Daily Inquirer You can leave a response or trackback to this entry Blake Lively stars in the upcoming The Private Lives of Pippa Lee, an aggressively weird drama that ...
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Michael Jackson's weird art revealed New York Post In a 1999 painting he commissioned, Michael Jackson strikes the same pose as Michelangelo's statue of David with rippling abs, ...
25 Days of Weird Christmas: Santa Dylan San Francisco Chronicle There are so many things that are weird--I mean truly, nutso--about this next piece of Yule time culture, that it's not even worth enumerating. ...
The Comedy Duo of Palin and Frank New York Times Sarah Palin may have some 'splainin' to do with the conservative fans on her book tour as word spreads of her partying Saturday night with ...
Who's Who: 2010 is the year of the comedian Telegraph.co.uk Ant and Dec, both 34, entered under the names Anthony McPartlin and Declan Joseph Oliver Donnelly, are the second comedy duo to make the cut next year after ...
Comedy out of the black into blood red Toronto Sun If black comedy were ever to be designated an Olympic sport, then Irish playwright Martin McDonagh would be the man to beat for ...
"Top Ten Tiger Truthinesses You May Not Have Known"
10. Tiger Woods is a player. A Golf player. He plays with his club, balls, putts and holes all day. What'd you expect him to do?
9. Tiger Woods' wife and girlfriends are all white, not because he doesn't like black women, just because he knows they hit harder, and with a frying pan.
8. Barack Hussein Obama would never have been President of the United States, if Tiger Woods hadn't trailblazed in the White greens of power.
7. Golf is a very exclusive sport played in exclusive golf clubs. Being hit by a golf club wielding Swedish model is even an more exclusive club than that.
6. The dumb white hussies coming out of the Woods' work heard they could get ahead with blackmail. Stupidly they thought they had a case because he is a black male.
5. Winning 14 Major PGA Championships: Worth over $200,000,000
Being the world's best golfer and having massive corporate endorsements: Worth over $1,000,000,000
Being easily able to pay off your wife and mistresses to shut up about your transgressions: Priceless.
There are some things in life money can't buy. For everything else, there's a Billion Dollars in Tiger Woods' bank account.
4. Tiger Woods reportedly added about $70 Million to the pre-nup with his wife Elin, for playing a few too many holes.
3. People might be less surprised, and Woods could still be a cool cat, if he changed his first name to Cheetah.
2. His wife Elin is now the world's first woman known to have beaten Tiger Woods with a golf club.
... and the #1 Tiger Truthiness you may not have known:
1. It's the nature of a male Tiger to play with as many females he can, especially when he's the champion of the Woods.
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Nothing funny about this loss Boston Herald Well, a funny thing did happen yesterday in Miami. The Pats, with a full offensive arsenal and 57 seconds left, could not get the 45 yards needed to get in ...
Comic is seriously funny MiamiHerald.com ``It's funny how these guys pretend to be something they're not. The squeaky clean ones are always the biggest freaks.'' The LA-based New Jersey native, 42, ...
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