Funny One Liner:
"The French Courts sentenced former Panama dictator to 7 years of prison for laundering drug money in France in the 1980s. Do you think they'll let him wear his Panama
Hat?" ~ Yasha Harari
10. Manuel Noriega has so many wrinkles, he screws his Panama Hat on.
9. Q: Why is Manuel Noriega glad that his nose is not upside down from all that Cocaine he dealt in the 1980s? A: It would blow off his Panama Hat when he sneezes.
8. Q: Does Manuel Noriega always have something on his mind? A: Only when he has his Panama Hat on.
7. Manuel Noriega: Whenever I'm down in the dumps, I get a new Panama Hat. Cellmate: Oh, so that's where you get them.
6. Q: If Manuel Noriega walks into the Red Sea wearing his Panama Hat, what does he become? A: Wet.
5. Q: What did the French judge say when he sentenced Manuel Noriega to Seven years in the clink? A: Chapeau Panama!
4. A Man takes off his Panama hat. Two minutes later, he is dead. Why? He's an Panamanian Astronaut.
3. Q: How did Manuel Noriega lose his way and end up in prison after prison? A: He bent the lip of his Panama Hat the wrong way.
2. Q: What did Manuel Noriega's Panama Hat say to his necktie? A: You hang around here, I'll go on a head.
... and the #1 Manuel Noriega and Panama Hat joke is:
1. Manuel Noriega wants to wear a Panama Hat in prison so that his cellmate knows which end to kiss.
"Tony Hayward spent the day before Father's Day yachting with his son around the Isle of Wight, England. He got his life back, and left
Carl-Henric's 'Small People' to spend their Father's Day drowning in BP's crude mess. That's proof that it takes a lot of nerve - and no
conscience - to run a big oil company." ~ Yasha Harari
Keep on laughing! 8^D It's good for you. Really. Well it can't be worse for you than bad healthcare. :)
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