Funny One Liner:
"Tony Hayward spent the day before Father's Day yachting with his son around the Isle of Wight, England. He got his life back, and left Carl-Henric's 'Small People' to
spend their Father's Day drowning in BP's crude mess. That's proof that it takes a lot of nerve - and no conscience - to run a big oil company." ~ Yasha Harari
8. Spend time with your dad finding turtles in the oil spill.
7. Watch 'Flipper' with dad, and when the news comes on, use the channel flipper to avoid seeing oiled dolphins.
6. There's a recession and there's a disaster in the Gulf of Mexico. Therefore, Small gifts are always fine for Small People's Small Fathers.
5. Burn Tony Hayward's Yacht. Use BP light, sweet crude as your fuel.
4. Sink Tony Hawyard's Yacht ... in a giant slick of BP crude oil.
3. Get your dad the book co-authored by Tony Hayward and Carl-Henric Svanberg, "How to say and do very dumb things and still have your family love you".
2. Buy your dad some shares of an oil company that is not BP.
... and the #1 Father's Day Gift Idea from BP is:
1. Get your dad the new book by Tony Hawyard 'How to enjoy fatherhood and be totally flip about the disaster your company caused for millions of other people and animals'.