10. Q: What's the Difference between Larry King and Lady Gaga?
A: Lady Gaga's got balls.
9. Q: How do you make-up Lady Gaga?
A: You poke her face.
8. Based on his January 1, 2010 interview, one can say that Larry King is goo-goo for Gaga.
7. Q: How do you make Lady Gaga happy?
A: Just dance.
6. Q: How do you make Larry King happy?
A: Just glance.
5. Q: How does Lady Gaga show her love of young soldiers?
A: Every once in a while she'll go out and Pop a ROTC.
4. With an ample nod to Queen, if Larry King and Lady Gaga co-founded a radio station, it could be called La Radio Gaga.
3. Q: Why didn't Lady Gaga wear the mask of a dinosaur for her Larry King interview?
A: She didn't want people to think she was him.
2. Lady Gaga was walking down the street when she came to a large puddle in her way. Being a gentleman, Larry King lay down his coat over the puddle so she would not have
to step in the dirty puddle. Lady Gaga being a self-proclaimed freak, she grabbed the coat, soaking and all, and wore it on her face for her next show.
... and the #1 funny Larry King and Lady Gaga joke is:
1. Q: How do you know that Lady Gaga will always beat Larry King at Darts-Trivia?
A: She's much better at provoking sharp, pointed questions.