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25 Days of Weird Christmas: Oh Christmas Lawn! San Francisco Chronicle (blog) For those of you who have been following along with this ridiculous blog series, I'm sure you've seen this coming for weeks now. It's a post all about Tacky ...
Alexandra Burke: 'Rage campaign is weird' Digital Spy Burke said: "I think it's more weird that it's a big campaign with a Sony versus Sony artist. That's what I find strange. "I think Joe McElderry should be ...
PIAA football: Um, yeah, it's snowing PennLive.com (blog) It resulted in the weird circumstance of players and coaches yelling at Hersheypark personnel trying to plow the field and Hersheypark personnel getting a ...
Smiths inspire with weird produce Mankato Free Press I lamented those days of Stupid Vegetable Tricks in a July column and put out a call: If anyone harvests a weird, huge or otherwise extraordinary vegetable, ...
Comedy troupe to research play in Arizona Arizona Republic Now raise the stakes: The friends are a group of writers and actors from the Second City, the legendary Chicago comedy troupe whose alums include Dan ...
Moo Jew Comedy New Hampshire Magazine What do you call a night of Jewish comedy at Xmas time? And what if it's at a Chinese Restaurant? The answer: Moo Jew Comedy. ?Listen, Jews have congregated ...
Tuned In: TV's comedy gifts Pittsburgh Post Gazette There's no question that "Modern Family" is quickly becoming the best comedy on TV, but "The Middle" (8:30 pm Wednesday, WTAE) needs more support. ...
Happy Chanukah to you, and please don't worry. I'm just fine considering I can't breathe or eat. The important thing is that you have a nice holiday, thousands
of miles away from your ailing mother. I've sent along my last ten dollars in this card, which I hope you'll spend on my grandchildren. G-d knows their mother
never buys them anything nice. They look so thin in their pictures, poor babies.
Thank you so much for the birthday flowers, dear boy. I put them in the freezer so they'll stay fresh for my grave. Which reminds me -- we buried Grandma last
week. I know she died years ago, but I got to yearning for a good funeral, so Aunt Berta and I dug her up and had the services all over again. I would have
invited you, but I know that woman you live with would have never let you come. I bet she's never even watched that videotape of my hemorrhoid surgery, has she?
Well son, it's time for me to crawl off to bed now. I lost my cane beating off muggers last week, but don't you worry about me. I'm also getting used to the cold
since they turned my heat off and am grateful because the frost on my bed numbs the constant pain. Now don't you even think about sending any more money, because
I know you need it for those expensive family vacations you take every year. Give my love to my darling grand-babies and my regards to whatever-her-name-is --
the one with the black roots who stole you screaming from my bosom.
2010 Small-Biz Forecast Extravaganza! Entrepreneur (blog) ... elsewhere when you can see a whole bunch of forecasts herded together and presented to you in one convenient blog, right here on the Daily Dose! ...
First thoughts: No pain, no gain? msnbc.com It's obvious that the majority of them haven't taken the time to EDUCATE themselves and they're doing nothing more than parroting the daily dose of ...
Venting at the Office Helps Hearts Wall Street Journal The daily dose of folic acid in the studies was up to six times as high as the average dose delivered by US fortification. The studies took place in Norway, ...
HOW I SEE IT: Tiger sure did hoodwink America Culpeper Star Exponent And it is also a distraction from the daily dose of bad news coming out of Washington and Wall Street. One of the most salient of all the features of this ...
As I See It: New law offers smokers hope (Dec. 9) Corvallis Gazette Times Even though most people who smoke know they should quit, they find it very difficult without the daily dose of nicotine that tobacco products provide. ...
Leafs fan book: funny, pointed Toronto Sun The Toronto Maple Leafs are No. 1 in the NHL. They are the envy of their 29 rivals, the league's most valuable franchise and the ...
Homes Are Where You Find Them New York Times UP IN THE AIR/ FUNNY PEOPLE Nothing fails like success, and sometimes nothing is sadder than comedy. These two movies, with likable stars (Mr. Clooney and ...
Creations of the Offspring of 'Orestes' New York Times ?It seems funny to me to have any theatrical event where people don't dance,? Ms. Parson said when I interviewed her this fall. ?It just doesn't feel true. ...
Kindon proves it is a funny old game Independent I was 17 and talked funny. One of the headmasters got up and spoke first, starting with 'My lord lieutenant, Mr Mayor, Lady Mayoress, Mr Chairman, ...
