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"The UN Condemned Israel for its treatment of Palestinians yesterday, disregarding once again the atrocities Palestinians commit against Israel. Little makes a tiny democratic nation prouder than to be verbally attacked in a talking shop consisting mostly of dictators, tyrants and hypocrites." ~ Yasha Harari


The Daily Dose Joke:
"Top 10 Arab Israeli Conflict Comedy Punchlines"

10) Whose felafel is tastier?

9) David and Goliath.

8) Our Missiles are better.

7) Our UAVs are better.

6) Our army isn't so great -- yours just sucks more.

5) Your head coverings look funnier than ours.

4) Of course we fight. We're cousins.

3) We bomb and shoot at each other over the Holy Land so much that the land is full of holes.

2) They dehumanize us so often, of course we act inhumanely.

... and the #1 Arab Israeli Conflict Comedy Punchline is:

1) Peace Talks.


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