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New building rules aim to keep Pleasure Point weird - San Jose Mercury News

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You say Mangini, I say Mangino... Let's call the whole thing off - CNN

You say Mangini, I say Mangino... Let's call the whole thing off
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Tales From the Vault: The Weird World of Boxing - SecondsOut

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Now that would be weird ? and welcome. * Moments after former WBC flyweight champion Shoji Oguma was presented with a trophy signifying his win over Chan ...

Zac Efron thinks it would be ?weird? if he starred in an action movie. - Bosh

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Zac Efron thinks it would be ?weird? if he starred in an action movie.
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Weird world news: peg-legged stork, Bulgarian research institute claims ... - The Daily of the University of Washington

Weird world news: peg-legged stork, Bulgarian research institute claims ...
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Georgia ? According to metro.co.uk, a church in Ellenwood, near Atlanta, Ga., was recently broken into for the fourth time in two years. ...

The weird science of rats and the smell of road rage - Ars Technica

Ars Technica

The weird science of rats and the smell of road rage
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Feet of death, home sweet cave, the gentle touch of ap, and the wisdom of drug users all figure prominently in this week's Weird Science. ...

The Siren's Call: Clark Ashton Smith's ancient worlds - Los Angeles Times

The Siren's Call: Clark Ashton Smith's ancient worlds
Los Angeles Times
A reissue of Clark Ashton Smith's weird stories show HP Lovecraft's influence -- but also Smith's originality. By Nick Owchar The writers forming the ...

Interview Bustin' loose with the King Khan And BBQ Show - A.V. Club

A.V. Club

Interview Bustin' loose with the King Khan And BBQ Show
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AVC: Your official statement says you were ?randomly stopped at a safety checkpoint,? which seems weird. BBQ: Yeah, it's apparently a town notorious for ...

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Weird News - The Hour

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TAUNTON, Mass. (AP) -- Lizzie Borden has been found innocent of using an ax to hack her father and stepmother to death -- again. Borden was acquitted 123-48 ...

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Sonnenfeld takes helm of "Farsi" comedy pilot - Reuters

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Sonnenfeld takes helm of "Farsi" comedy pilot
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In Comedy, Second to None - CBS News

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In Comedy, Second to None
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Comedy royalty: Andrea Martin and John Belushi earned their crowns on the Second City stage in the 1970s. (CBS) (CBS) To be FIRST AMONG SECONDS sounds ...

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'Up in the Air' gives Paramount a marketing challenge - Los Angeles Times

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'Up in the Air' gives Paramount a marketing challenge
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(Dale Robinette / April 4, 2009) By Claudia Eller Six years ago, when Jason Reitman set out to write a dramatic comedy about a "corporate downsizer" who ...
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Ice Cube film, Fox comedy on scribe's plate - Hollywood Reporter

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Ice Cube film, Fox comedy on scribe's plate
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Jason Mantzoukas, who wrote the NBC pilot "Off Duty" last season, has set up a new comedy project, this time at Fox. ...

TBS comedy exec leaving network - Hollywood Reporter

TBS comedy exec leaving network
Hollywood Reporter
As vp comedy, Howie oversaw the network's original programming under TBS and TNT programming chief Michael Wright. ...

At The Movies: 'Twilight: New Moon' Remains on Top for Second Weekend - BallerStatus.com

China Daily

At The Movies: 'Twilight: New Moon' Remains on Top for Second Weekend
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'New Moon' tops boxoffice againHollywood Reporter
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South Bay co-stars in black comedy about terrorism - Daily Breeze

South Bay co-stars in black comedy about terrorism
Daily Breeze
The satirical black comedy, which tells the story of a hapless would-be terrorist who can't even get into al-Qaida, was produced by two San Pedro filmmakers ...

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Church too loud for neighboring comedy club - News 8 Austin

News 8 Austin

Church too loud for neighboring comedy club
News 8 Austin
That energy combined with the music from church's band has silenced some of the laughter at the Capitol City Comedy Club next door. ...
Church members march for their right to worshipKVUE
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University alumni celebrate two-year run at comedy club - NYU Washington Square News

NYU Washington Square News

University alumni celebrate two-year run at comedy club
NYU Washington Square News
NYU alumni Ilana and Eliot Glazer perform at Chelsea's Upright Citizen Brigade Theatre every month. by Amanda Kersey Comedy duo Ilana and Eliot Glazer, ...

Nine storms Golden Satellite nominations - Examiner.com

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Nine storms Golden Satellite nominations
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The film took 11 nominations, including Best Picture (comedy or musical), Best Director, and acting nods for Daniel Day-Lewis, Marion Cotillard and Penelope ...
Press group announces Satellite Award nomineesReuters
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A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man below says, "Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude."

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"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost."

The man below says, "You must be a manager."

"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault."



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High-dose Folic Acid and B12 May Hike Cancer Risk
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First thoughts: No pain, no gain? - msnbc.com

First thoughts: No pain, no gain?
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The Pakistani state as a suicide bomber
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HEAAL: High-dose trumps low-dose ARB for heart failure in the ACE-inhibitor ... - TheHeart.Org

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Article on AHA report seen as missing the mark - ModernHealthcare.com

Article on AHA report seen as missing the mark
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Could the recession jumpstart your health?
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Will the Government Pay Billions to Katrina Victims? - The AtlanticWire (blog)

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Will the Government Pay Billions to Katrina Victims?
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Path to Alternative Therapies Is Littered With Obstacles - New York Times

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Path to Alternative Therapies Is Littered With Obstacles
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?Basically you pay top dollar for, say, a glucosamine supplement thinking you're getting 100 percent of the daily dose, when, the reality is, you're really ...

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DC Comics: Why White House Gate Crashers Aren't Funny
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The bipartisan shock over the gate-crashing of a White House state dinner has given way to a sputtering moral outrage now that the ...
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Sonnenfeld takes helm of "Farsi" comedy pilot - Reuters

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Food & Funny, Creative Cuisine and World-Class comedy - Duluth News Tribune (registration)

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Oliver's Twist: Finding the funny side - San Antonio Express

Oliver's Twist: Finding the funny side
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Tom Arnold married for the fourth time - Examiner.com

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Tom Arnold married for the fourth time
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AP Photo Funny man, Tom Arnold, has been confirmed to marry once again! The 50-year-old, married Ashley Groussman in a private ceremony held in his beach ...

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JHS?Students Learn Art Of Being Funny - Jamestown Post Journal

JHS?Students Learn Art Of Being Funny
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