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Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!) Here's a simple way to be banned in Venezuela and Iran! Funny Quote: "Hey Jay, what do you say, now that you don't have Co Co to kick around anymore?!" ~ Yasha Harari The Daily Dose Joke: "History's top 10 times for the appropriate use of the F-word" 10th - "Scattered f***ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the f*** did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the f***ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 7th - "Where did all those f***ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 6th - "It does so f***ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the f*** are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any f***ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 3rd - "What the f*** was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 2nd - "I need this parade like I need a f***ing hole in the head!" - JFK, 1963 And ... drum roll ... ... ... The number 1 most appropriate time for using the "F" word .... "Aw c'mon. Who the f*** is going to find out?" - Tiger Woods, 2009 Reference: Bob Harari and Marshall via the googleweb Random Joke: JokesAreAwesome.com Random Joke What does one star say to another star... RSS integration by RSSinclude Ten Jokes for your day: JokesAreAwesome.com Latest Jokes There are these three women A redhead a... Where can you buy a 3 headed flying pur... why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more... whats a ghost's favorite fruit? boober... what did one mountain say to the other?... what do penguins use as napkins? flapk... Two ships were at sea, a British one an... "A couple of New Jersey hunters are out... What do you call a sheep covered in cho... A three legged dog walks into a bar and... RSS integration by RSSinclude