"Top 10 Sarah Ferguson, Dutchess of Pork jokes"
10. Half a million quid and the lady will introduce you to her ex, Prince Andrew. Apparently, financial times are tough, even for Royals.
9. Being a broke Dutchess isn't all that bad. Even your shady deals get exposed by the tabloids. Surely there's some money in that.
8. News of the World, exposed a bad Royal girl, for all of her bad money wishes. Although in the press, it's a bad PR mess, she probably won't sleep with the fishes.
7. The Dutchess of York sure felt LOST, just hours before the last show. Without mystery, all for currency, she shook on a bribe we now know.
6. Where's the fun in being labelled the Dutchess of Pork if you can't even peddle Weight Watchers anymore?
5. There once was a Prince named Andrew, whose ex-wife was Dutchess Ferguson. He had no idea, 'till it was made clear, that her greed was as big as the Sun.
4. Money talks, and Fergie walks, with a shake of the hand, and a cash bag in hand.
3. Fergielicious loves gourmet dishes and big bags full of cash. Being bankrupt, she got corrupt, and shook hands for a large stash.
2. Pity the poor Princess Bribe. Her ethics are thick as her hide. When push comes to shove, she did it for love, of the Great British Pound far and wide.
... and the #1 Sarah Ferguson, Dutchess of Pork joke is:
1. When in doubt, cash is king, even when you're a broke Royal Ex.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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