Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!) It's how this Supreme Court Nominee Rolls.
Funny One Liner:
"If Elana Kagan is approved by Congress to serve on the U.S. Supreme Court, it'll be 3 women and 6 men, made up of 3 Jews and 6 Catholics. Talk about a powerful group ...
they can make anyone feel guilty. Oy Vey!" ~ Yasha Harari
10. President Obama named Elena Kagan as his choice for the U.S. Supreme Court. Senate confirmation hearings start soon. Chromosome testing to begin immediately.
9. I love America. In what other country could you have 3 Jews and 6 Catholics making judgements affecting everyone, including some 200 Million Protestants, without daily
religious riots?
8. Tiger Woods SWEARS he has never paid for sex with Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan.
7. Some U.S. Supreme Court watchers are saying Obama's nomination of Elana Kagan is a historic achievement for civil rights and transgenders.
6. First Sotomayor, now Kagan. President Obama clearly doesn't believe in giving hot chicks a chance.
5. The Right Wing of U.S. politics is kvetching about how Elana Kagan is probably going to be left-of-center, even calling her a "Lib'ral". That may be, but with her on
the bench, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and she can have a kugel cook-off.
4. For the nerd lawyers arguing their cases before the U.S. Supreme Court, it's good, even important, that the justices are not physically attractive. It's much easier for
them to accept the judgement of bumps on a log than the harsh rulings of babes on the bench.
3. It's funny how a single U.S. Supreme Court nomination can make a physical zero into a political hero.
2. Pierre: "How can you distinguish a U.S. Supreme Court nominee from a revolutionary U.S. Supreme Court justice?"
Laughzilla: "The Robes, Pierre."
... and the #1 U.S. Supreme Court and Nominee joke is:
1. How come no one ever picked any member of The Supremes to serve on the bench? Any one of them would have definitely ruled.
"The network news shows dedicated twenty times more coverage to Tiger Woods' affairs than they did to the Climategate scandal. They figure now
that the cat is out of the bag, it's less interesting to nail cagey lying scientists with punchlines than it is to cage the big cat lying down with his club and
females. The big bro.ad.cast media can't see the climate change forrest for the Woods." ~ Laughzilla
Keep on laughing! 8^D It's good for you. Really. Well it can't be worse for you than bad healthcare. :)
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