"Top 10 Heaven and Hell jokes"
10. Tunics, wings, harps and halos? Obviously, Heaven has no sense of fashion.
9. In Hell, every soul is suffering in its own unique way, which means everyone there is unique.
8. God invented Hell so he'd have somewhere fun to go on weekends.
7. The Devil keeps Hell in his investment portfolio because he knows there's always a profit in sin.
6. If Heaven is so great, then why are there Fallen Angels who go to Hell, and never any Rising Devils to go to Heaven?
5. The minds that made up Heaven and Hell sure were extremists. What, they couldn't invent a mellow, fun, relaxed place somewhere on an exotic tropical beach, with
colorful cocktails and groovy reggae music?
4. Hell's Angels are notorious party animals. Heaven's Devils? Never heard of 'em.
3. If Heaven is so great, why is it always cloudy?
2. If Hell is so bad, why do all the best girls make pit stops there?
... and the #1 Heaven and Hell joke is:
1. Hell is the Devil's home away from home.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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