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Changing mail delivery to five days a week would save a load of money on salaries. ... and more » RSS integration by RSSinclude The Daily Dose of Funny News: funny - Google News VIDEO: Alyssa Milano Gets 'Jersey Shore' Makeover - TheWrap New York Magazine VIDEO: Alyssa Milano Gets 'Jersey Shore' Makeover TheWrap The latest proof: The show has inspired a Funny or Die parody film starring former "Who's the Boss" star/Dodger fan Alyssa Milano. ... Snooki From 'Jersey Shore' Gets The Business On 'Saturday Night Live'MTV.com Alyssa Milano's 'Jersey Shore' makeoverNew York Post (blog) Alyssa Milano Transforms Into Jersey Shore Cast Member (VIDEO)Huffington Post (blog) TVOvermind -Just Jared Jr. -New York Magazine all 31 news articles » The Definitive Evisceration of The Phantom Menace (Score:5, Funny) - Slashdot The Definitive Evisceration of The Phantom Menace (Score:5, Funny) Slashdot Guy makes some good points (that, face it, aren't new) but tries way too hard to be funny. 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