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    "Prices are going up. Pumpernickel is now Pumperdime."


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    "Top 10 April Fool's Day Pranks Volume MMX"

    10) Have a Laugh and make some bucks: Sell your 12 old computers with Intel MMX CPU Chips as "This Year's Best Model" to some ignoramus.

    9) Convince an ignorant Democrat that Sarah Palin is actually a Commie left-winger.

    8) Convince an ignorant Republican that Barack Obama is really a right-wing Fascist.

    7) Convince an ignorant Tea Party member that they've changed the name to the Coffee Party.

    6) Put a "Kick Me" sign on the back of a caged Tiger. Woods, if you must.

    5) Set up a three-way dinner for Sandra Bullock, her cheatin' husband Jesse James and his "Bombshell" Nazi Mistress.

    4) Blindfold and plug the ears of Jesse James, Tiger Woods and John Edwards and pose them together in compromising positions at an exclusive Hollywood Brothel. Make sure RNC Chairman Michael Steele is also blindfolded and holding the whip.

    3) Produce a photo "proving" that Barack Obama had an affair with veteran White House reporter Helen Thomas.

    2) Produce a believable UFO video and sell it to the National Enquirer. Later, reveal that it's actually just an old Simon game hanging from strings in your room painted black adorned with glow-in-the-dark stars.

    ... and the #1 April Fool's Day Prank Volume MMX is:

    1) Take the day off from work. Tell your boss that you've been kidnapped by a roving band of April Fools, and that you will only be returned safely in exchage for $20,000 cash to be given anonymously and in person to a worthy charity which your boss hates, while spanking himself with a Fraternity Pledge Paddle.


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