Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!) Tiger Woods is Back. And he's Mastered the overbite.
Funny One Liner:
"Tiger Woods returned to professional golf yesterday at the Masters, following a five month hiatus due to sex addiction and yellow journalism." ~ Yasha Harari
10) How's that song "Eenie Meenie Miney Moe" end? ... "Catch a Tiger by his tail"? Yup. They sure did.
9) Tiger Woods latest Nike ad includes an audio recording of his dad giving him wisdom. Too little, too late, but at least it might sell sportswear.
8) Tiger's response when confronted by 22 year old student Raychel Coudriet, one of his distressed mistresses, about the fact that he ravished many women in his
extramarrital affairs: "I'm sorry about that."
7) All that money, and Tiger Woods didn't have a separate phone for his affairs? And he left it unattended?! Who does that?
6) Tiger's cocky attitude in his text messages to next-door neighbor Raychel Coudriet, incuded jokes about her "cleaning his golf balls". I bet she cleaned his puttz.
5) "The more putts I've holed, the lower the scores have gotten, the more knowledgeable I'm supposed to have become. It's kind of funny." ~ Tiger Woods.
4) "who better personifies 'Just Do It', than Tiger Woods" ~ Jim Norton from The Jay Leno Show.
3) "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." ~ Tiger Woods. That sure explains a lot
about him.
2) The fairweather golf fans who boo'd him for his dalliances are really gonna hate it when Tiger Woods starts winning championships again.
... and the #1 Funny Tiger Woods Jokes is:
1) Tiger Woods once said, "My main focus is on my game." Indeed.
