"Top 10 Eric Holder jokes"
10. President Obama had Eric Holder say the word "terrorist" in public, and there was no intramural jihad at the White House.
9. Eric Holder, leans on Barack's shoulder, and says what he is told. Politics is liar's poker, the story sure gets old.
8. Eric Holder may not be as good at basketball as President Obama, but he sure knows how to stay on his political feet.
7. Eric Holder is a man of the people: The people who fervently say one thing one day, and then say just as clearly say the opposite thing the next day.
6. Eric Holder: Hypocrisy in action.
5. Eric Holder: Staunchly Liberal U.S. Attorney General, determined to protect your civil rights, the exact opposite of his Republican predecessors, except when it comes
to suspected terrorists.
4. You're Eric Holder and you don't want to face the hypocrisy-accusations this week? Have your boss call the new Conservative UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, to
congratulate him on using his former campaign advisors to win, and force feed that fluff to the friendly, mindless mass media.
3. Starbucks Koozie: The best known Coffee-cup holder. President Obama: The best known Eric Holder.
2. What's funnier than Michael Steele's purnicious, scandalous late night strip clubs? Eric Holder stripping terrorists with a giant legal club.
... and the #1 Eric Holder joke is:
1. Eric Holder. Hold'er? I don't even have to read her her Miranda rights.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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