"Top 10 dead terrorists jokes"
10) Frankly, Obama is happier than anyone that Osama is gone. Now he can stop thanking Bush for everything he did.
9) Osama bin-Laden was reportedly buried at sea, shrouded in a clean white cloth, hopefully along with a couple of pork chops.
8) Now that Osama bin Laden is in Hell, he finally has a new perception of getting eternal services by 72 Virginians, all American SEALs from lives past.
7) Osama died on May Day. Obama is a Socialist, right, Mr. Beck? So now the International Marxist Movement is responsible for bin-Laden's death?
6) New drink: The Bin-Laden. Two shots and a splash of water.
5) It took the greatest military and intelligence organizations in the world to whack a luddite Islamic terrorist living it up in a mansion in Pakistan. How long will it take America to defeat a
billion extremists?
4) On 9/11, the Palestinians cheered at the great success of Osama. On May 1, 2011, they mourned bin-Laden's death. Really smart people, aren't they?
3) The American President has his 2012 campaign strategy all locked up: Obama has his birth certificate, and Osama's death certificate.
2) Pakistan is very happy Osama bin-Laden died on their land. Now they can allow al-Qaida supporters to make a shrine in Abbotabad.
... and the #1 dead terrorist joke is:
1) Q: How many dead terrorists does it take to make a good day? A: No one knows, so we should kill them all and find out.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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