"Top 10 ireland irony jokes"
10) Meteorologists say Ireland is receiving a reprieve from the searing hot erupting Icelandic ash hole on top of the Grimsvotn volcano.
9) Conspiracy theorists are saying that President Obama managed to fly out ahead of the ash clouds over Ireland because Air Force One has weather-controlling devices. However, they still can't make a double-rainbow.
8) As luck would have it, when President Obama visited his ancestral homeland of Moneygall, Ireland, he found his last name's missing apostrophe at the bottom of a shot of single malt whisky.
7) In a diplomatic faux pas, when Michelle Obama was presented with a bouquet of Irish clovers, she gave her Irish counterpart a bottle of American-made weed killer.
6) One of the most celebrated teams in NBA history could have been Irish, if only they were not from Boston.
5) Ryan Air says flying over Ireland through the volanic ash cloud from Grimsvotn is perfectly safe. England's Civil Air Authority says it isn't, and the CAA makes that call. Isn't that just typical of the old colonizer?
4) Irish Spring Soap wanted to film a commercial featuring President Obama in Ireland. They dropped the idea when there was a run on soap to prepare for a possible clean up job from all the Icelandic ash floating above.
3) There's no one as Irish as Barack Obama, and no one's as English as Prince Charles' mama.
2) Ash may be falling from the Icelandic volcano over Ireland, but that won't stop a Guiness from tasting as good as it does.
... and the #1 ireland irony joke is:
1) Former Supermodel Kathy Ireland was born in California.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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