"Top 10 Maria Shriver jokes"
10) What did Maria Shriver expect when she married a Predator?
9) Maria Shriver is so distressed over her split from Arnold Schwarzenegger, her husband of 25 years, that she is in talks over her next media play.
8) Patsy Cline's classic song 'Stand by your man' is no longer on Maria Shriver's iPod playlist.
7) Always thinking ahead, Maria Shriver cleverly labelled all of her personal effects before she let Arnold put a ring on it two and a half decades ago.
6) Schwarzenegger bought his secret lover a $270,000 house when she left his staff. How many more zeros do you think he will have to add to satisfy a divorce with Maria Shriver?
5) Would California really be less in debt if Maria Shriver had left Arnold Schwarzenegger before he became Governor?
4) Did Maria Shriver ever ask where Arnold Schwarzenegger was going whenever he said "I'll be back"?
3) Maria Shriver's facebook relationship status Isn't Complicated. He cheated. She left. And she still won't date you.
2) How much worse is the entitlement situation in California, because Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger was busy covering up his unfaithfulness to Maria Shriver?
... and the #1 Maria Shriver joke is:
1) At least Maria Shriver is still a Kennedy.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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