"Top 10 buddha jokes"
10) To war is human. To snore is buddha.
9) Fat is normal. Obese is buddha.
8) Buddha walks into a bar, and it breaks.
7) Luck charm is common. Laughing is buddha.
6) How would history be different if OBL's full name had been Osama Buddha Laughin?
5) SEAL Team 6 found porn in Osama's compound. Buddha says, karma's a bitch, and you can watch her online at www dot osama's porn dot com.
4) Disney bought the Trademark to the phrase SEAL Team 6. Buddha says, you can not own history.
3) Buddha says buddha says a lot.
2) The skinny on technology is that you can't get fat eating the internet. Buddha says, that's a waste of bytes.
... and the #1 buddha joke is:
1) Wanting Britney Spears to look 16 again is common. Buddha says, you're sick in the head.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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