"Top 10 Gadaffisms"
10. Gadaffi Pride: I am a warrior.
9. Gaddafi Robes: Oh, man, I was going to go Military Uniform to that formal event, and I ended up going in Gadafi Robes again.
8. Gaddafi'd: Dude, you totally Gadaffi'd that up. Better call your stylist.
7. Gadafy Style: Muammar Gadafi LIVING: Ninja bodyguard chicks and buxom Ukranian nurses. You CAN have it all, baby!
6. Gadaffy: I hate that guy. He's such a Gadaffi.
5. Gaddafear: I hate that shepherd. He's such a dictator.
4. Gaddafetail: The Lybian tyrant may be the most hated leader in the Arab world, but at least he shops in Paris, London and Milan.
3. Gaydaffi: As Gadaffi goes, so go gay robe and turban designers on fashion runways worldwide.
2. Gah! Da Fee!: I was going to invest in Lybia until I saw the sticker price and in shock, exclaimed, "Gah! Da Fee!".
... and the #1 Gadaffism:
1. GaDUHfi: I was going to stop listening to my bootlickers and Yes men, but instead I Gaddafi'd the situation and the rest is history.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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