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    cartoon about lybian leader muammar ghaddafi offering to talk with rebels while he shoots at them , from laughzilla for TheDailyDose.com

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    "Gadaffi offered talks to Libya's revolutionaries while he attacked them. That's like selling someone fire insurance while you torch their house." ~ Yasha Harari


    The Daily Dose Joke:
    "Top 10 Ghadaffi Threats"

    10) Gadaffi will use all of his hats against you.

    9) Khadaffi will use deadly force against the al-qaida rebels and drugdealers.

    8) Khadafi will produce (and you will watch and love) "The Little Green Book" Movie in 3D.

    7) Gadhafi will kill anyone who opposes Gadaffi.

    6) Gadafi will send his ugliest female ninja bodyguards to discipline you.

    5) Qadaffi will cut off your internet, and your head.

    4) Gadaffy will hire Charlie Sheen as his spokeman against drugs and un-Islamic lifestyles.

    3) Gadhafi will take away your Al-Jazeera news.

    2) Gadhaffi will make you build more tribute statues to myself.

    ... and the #1 Kadaffy Threat is:

    1) If Gadhafy wins, you'll all wear these swarthy robes and turbans.


    Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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