"Top 10 Places Gadaffi could go to in exile"
10) Venezuela. Kadaffi would enjoy his remaining days with his friend and fellow dictator Hugo Chavez.
9) The Vatican. It is oppulent enough, plus Gadhafi could just say he accepts Christ and then the Pope would have to absolve him of his sins.
8) Cuba. Their elites love old men who cling to power and wear silly outfits.
7) Iran. Just like the Ayatollah, Khadafi's already down with the robes and turbans.
6) Belarus. It satisfies both Gadafi's love of Europe and brutal dictatorship.
5) North Korea. Lil' Kim and Gadaffi have a lot of fashion issues to discuss.
4) Saudi Arabia. If it was good enough for Idi Amin, it's good enough for Muamar Ghadafi.
3) Syria. Nevermind their ideological differences, dictatorship is thicker than blood.
2) Burma. For a life in the middle, Qadaffi could almost blend in with the robe-wearing Buddhist monks.
... and the #1 Place Kadaffi could go to in exile is:
1) Antarctica. Penguins, Seals and Polar Bears don't know and don't care about Ghadafi's history of violence and dictatorship.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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