"Top 10 Middle East Jokes about the Apple iPad"
10. You can't have an iPad in the Middle East, unless you promise not to use it to build WMDs.
9. You can buy an iPad in the Middle East for about $750. At that price, you may as well fly to New York and buy one there. Plus you get a free junk-touching TSA pat-down
that way.
8. Middle East Shepherder's Lament: If it can't make your Tehina, what good is your iPad?
7. People don't buy many iPads in the Middle East, because Apple doesn't haggle over the price.
6. There is no iPad App that has successfully made peace in the Middle East.
5. Scene at a MidEast Computer Shop: Why buy an iPad when you can get a iPita for half price!
4. Apple wanted to make a version of the iPad that did not work on the Sabbath. Trouble is, that's at least 3 days a week in the Middle East.
3. Maybe more Middle Easterners would like the iPad more if it delivered less Steve, and more Jobs.
2. Middle East people don't like all the Apple iPad cult. They already suffer too much from their own existing monotheistic ideologies.
... and the #1 Middle East Joke about the Apple iPad is:
1. To successfully market the Apple iPad in the Middle East, it will first have to be rebranded as the Felafel iPad.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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