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Year 15: 2011 Archives 2011-04-01 - Top 10 Dictator April Fool's Gags 2011-03-31 - Top 10 Amazing Syrian Tactics 2011-03-30 - Top 10 NATO Achievements 2011-03-28 - Top 10 Obama Similarities and Differences with Arab Dictators 2011-03-24 - Top 10 Lady Gaga Col. Gadaffy Coincidences 2011-03-22 - Top 10 Double Speak Jokes about UNSC Resolution 1973 2011-03-20 - Top 10 Reasons Kaddafi Will Lose 2011-03-17 - Top 10 Proofs that Gadaffi is more Irish than The IRA 2011-03-16 - Top 10 Ways Dictators Stay in Power 2011-03-15 - Top 10 Ides of March Phrases 2011-03-14 - Top 10 PI Day Pies 2011-03-13 - Top 10 Benefits of Nuclear Power 2011-03-11 - Top 10 Headlines That Can Bump Ghadafi Off (the front page) 2011-03-10 - Top 10 Places Gadaffi could go to in exile 2011-03-09 - Top 10 People on Ghadafi's Holiday Greeting Card List 2011-03-08 - Top 10 Gadaffi Threats 2011-03-07 - Top 10 Gadaffy Hats 2011-03-06 - Top 10 Things Gaddafi Fears 2011-03-04 - Top 10 Things Gadhafi Has In Common with Hitler 2011-03-03 - Top 10 Things Kadhafi Wants You To Know 2011-03-01 - Top 10 Things Kaddafi Fails To Get 2011-02-28 - Top 10 Things Gadaffi Lost Because of the Revolution 2011-02-27 - Top 10 Things Gadhafi Wants Right Now 2011-02-26 - Top 10 Things Gadafi Might Say While Trying On Dresses 2011-02-25 - Top 10 Crazy Gadaffy Quotes 2011-02-24 - Top 10 Gadafi Fashion Trends 2011-02-23 - Top 10 Gaddafisms 2011-02-22 - Top 10 iRevolt apps and innovations 2011-01-14 - Top 10 iProducts yet to be invented 2011-01-13 - Top 10 Middle East iPad Jokes 2011-01-11 - Top 10 grammar and type-o Jokes 2011-01-03 - Top 10 grammar and spelling type-o Jokes 2011-01-02 - Top 10 type-o Jokes 2011-01-01 - Top 10 2011 New Year's Jokes Year 15: 2010 Archives 2010-12-31 - Top 10 2010 2011 New Year's Eve Jokes 2010-12-30 - Top 10 2011 Crystal Ball Prediction Jokes 2010-12-29 - Top 10 Nuclear Iran Jokes 2010-12-28 - Top 10 Winter Blizzard Jokes 2010-12-27 - Top 10 Winter Break Jokes 2010-12-26 - Top 10 Mask Jokes 2010-12-25 - Top 10 Christmas Day Jokes 2010-12-24 - Top 10 Christmas Jokes 2010-12-23 - Top 10 Superhero Jokes 2010-12-22 - Top 10 UCONN Huskies Women's Basketball Team Jokes 2010-12-21 - Top 10 reasons the U.S. Congress is happy to pay UCSC for digitizing The Grateful Dead Memorabilia 2010-12-20 - Top 10 Fun things to do when time travelling 2010-12-19 - Top 10 Reasons Civilian life beats Military life 2010-12-18 - The little girl and the U.S. Congressman 2010-12-16 - Top 10 funny political quotes 2010-12-15 - Top 10 Political jokes for the 2010 Winter holidays 2010-12-14 - Top 10 Cold Environment jokes 2010-12-12 - Top 10 Middle East Nuclear jokes 2010-12-10 - Top 10 Reasons Iran fears electric cars 2010-12-09 - Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male/Female jokes 2010-12-08 - John Lennon jokes 2010-12-07 - Titanic Pearl Harbor joke 2010-12-06 - Top 10 satellite jokes 2010-12-05 - Top 10 firefighter jokes 2010-12-04 - Top 10 funny Israel fire jokes 2010-12-03 - Top Ten funny NASA new life jokes 2010-12-02 - Top Ten funny Wikileaks Secret Hanukah Gifts 2010-12-01 - Top Ten funny Wikileaks secrets 2010-11-30 - Top Ten funny Wikileaks jokes 2010-11-29 - Top Ten funny Willie Nelson Cyber Monday jokes 2010-11-26 - Top Ten funny Black Friday jokes 2010-11-25 - Top Ten funny Thanksgiving jokes 2010-11-22 - Top Ten funny TSA jokes 2010-11-21 - Top Ten funny TSA acronym jokes 2010-11-17 - Top Ten funny clean energy jokes 2010-11-13 - Top Ten funny cat jokes 2010-11-11 - Top Ten funny Armistice Day / Veterans Day jokes 2010-11-04 - Top Ten funny 2010 US Congress Election jokes 2010-10-29 - Top Ten funny Birthday / Anniversary jokes

:^) Sunday, April 3, 2011 {Vol. 15, # 075} (^8   Laughzilla's Last Link! (Now Up Front!) Goldstone Apologizes Share | Funny One Liner: "Life as a judge clearly made UN envoy Richard Goldstone a poor judge. Rumors are that Goldstone only retracted his findings once Israeli President Shimon Peres agreed to give him a tour of Israel and a quiet share of a very successful felafel stand, which he chose over a share of an Israeli hi-tech arms manufacturer." ~ Yasha Harari The Daily Dose Joke: "Top 10 Richard Goldstone Mistakes in his UN Report" 10) Not mentioning the quality foods and creature comforts available in the Gaza market. 9) Not considering the care with which the IDF chooses and pulverizes its targets. 8) Not writing about the lovely Hamas hospitality, for example, the kind which is being offered to Israeli prisoner of war Gilad Shalit. 7) Believing what he saw on Al-Jazeera without any proof. 6) Believing the Palestinian Red Crescent staff who moonlight as Hamas militants. 5) Being unable to find even one Israeli soldier who he alleged massacred all those Palestinian babies on purpose. 4) Believing the UNRWA staff who moonlight as Hamas gunmen. 3) Believing what he saw on Al-Arabia without any proof. 2) Not spending a night under the Hamas fireworks display in the Israeli town of Sderot during his infamous investigation. ... and the #1 Richard Goldstone Mistake in his UN report is: 1) Getting suckered by ... wait for it ... wait for it ... Hamas. Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com. Share The Laughs! | 2010 Archives (Year 14) | 2010-10-27   | 2010-08-27   | 2010-07-19   | 2010-07-17   | 2010-07-16   | 2010-07-12   | 2010-07-11   | 2010-07-10   | 2010-07-09   | 2010-07-07   | 2010-07-06   | 2010-07-02   | 2010-06-30   | 2010-06-29   | 2010-06-28   | 2010-06-27   | 2010-06-21   | 2010-06-20   | 2010-06-19   | 2010-06-18   | 2010-06-17   | 2010-06-16   | 2010-06-14   | 2010-06-12   | 2010-06-11   | 2010-06-10   | 2010-06-09   | 2010-06-08   | 2010-06-07   | 2010-06-05   | 2010-06-04   | 2010-06-03   | 2010-06-02   | 2010-06-01   | 2010-05-31   | 2010-05-30   | 2010-05-29   | 2010-05-27   | 2010-05-25   | 2010-05-24   | 2010-05-23   | 2010-05-22   | 2010-05-21   | 2010-05-20   | 2010-05-19   | 2010-05-18   | 2010-05-17   | 2010-05-16   | 2010-05-14   | 2010-05-13   | 2010-05-12   | 2010-05-11   | 2010-05-10   | 2010-05-09   | 2010-05-08   | 2010-05-07   | 2010-05-02   | 2010-05-01   | 2010-04-25   | 2010-04-24   | 2010-04-13   | 2010-04-12   | 2010-04-11   | 2010-04-10   | 2010-04-09   | 2010-04-08   | 2010-04-07   | 2010-04-06   | 2010-04-04   | 2010-04-03   | 2010-04-02   | 2010-04-01   | 2010-03-31   | 2010-03-30   | 2010-03-29   | 2010-03-28   | 2010-03-25   | 2010-03-24   | 2010-03-23   | 2010-03-22   | 2010-03-21   | 2010-03-20   | 2010-03-19   | 2010-03-13   | 2010-03-12   | 2010-03-11   | 2010-03-10   | 2010-03-06   | 2010-03-04   | 2010-03-03   | 2010-03-02   | 2010-02-27   | 2010-02-26   | 2010-02-25   | 2010-02-24   | 2010-02-21   | 2010-02-20   | 2010-02-18   | 2010-02-17   | 2010-02-16   | 2010-02-15   | 2010-02-14   | 2010-02-13   | 2010-02-11   | 2010-02-08   | 2010-02-07   | 2010-02-06   | 2010-01-31   | 2010-01-30   | 2010-01-29   | 2010-01-27   | 2010-01-26   | 2010-01-25   | 2010-01-24   | 2010-01-23   | 2010-01-18   | 2010-01-17   | 2010-01-16   | 2010-01-15   | 2010-01-14   | 2010-01-13   | 2010-01-12   | 2010-01-11   | 2010-01-09   | 2010-01-08   | 2010-01-07   | 2010-01-06   | 2010-01-05   | 2010-01-04   | 2010-01-03   | 2010-01-02   | 2010-01-01   2009 Archives | 2009-12-31   | 2009-12-30   | 2009-12-29   | 2009-12-28   | 2009-12-27   | 2009-12-26   | 2009-12-25   | 2009-12-24   | 2009-12-23   | 2009-12-22   | 2009-12-21   | 2009-12-20   | 2009-12-19   | 2009-12-18   | 2009-12-17   | 2009-12-16   | 2009-12-15   | 2009-12-14   | 2009-12-13   | 2009-12-12   | 2009-12-11   | 2009-12-10   | 2009-12-09   | 2009-12-08   | 2009-12-07   | 2009-12-06   | 2009-12-05   | 2009-12-04   | 2009-12-03   | 2009-12-02   | 2009-12-01   | 2009-11-30   | 2009-11-29   | 2009-11-28   | 2009-11-27   | 2009-11-26   | 2009-11-25   | 2009-11-24   | 2009-11-23   | 2009-11-22   | 2009-11-21   | 2009-11-20   | 2009-11-19   | 2009-11-18   | 2009-11-17   | 2009-11-16   | 2009-11-15   | 2009-11-14   | 2009-11-13   | 2009-11-12   | 2009-11-11   | 2009-11-10   | 2009-11-09   | 2009-11-08   | 2009-11-07   | 2009-11-06   | 2009-11-05   | 2009-11-04   | 2009-11-03   | 2009-11-02   | 2009-11-01   | 2009-10-31   | 2009-10-30   | 2009-10-29   | 2009-10-28

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