"Top 10 Benefits of Nuclear Power"
10) Three Headed Fish.
9) Atomic energy keeps the Japanese people stoic and panic-free.
8) Nuclear power provides cheap energy without any risk (aside from meltdowns, radiation poisoning, mutations, and unknown unknowns).
7) 'Nucular' Power takes precedent over other humanitarian disasters, making easier work for media.
6) Atomic power is cleaner than coal ... except for the thousands of years of radiation that follows a nuclear meltdown.
5) Nuclear power gives disaster and rescue crews something else to work on.
4) Nuclear power forces Iran and North Korea to be fully prepared for calamitous disasters.
3) All the cleanup and recovery work after a nuclear meltdown is good for the economy.
2) Nuclear Power provides energy for Charlie Sheen's atomic meltdown.
... and the #1 Benefit of Nuclear Power is:
1) Nuclear Power made Mr. Burns the wealthiest man in Springfield.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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