"Top 10 French responses to threats"
10) What? They're using weapons against those weaker than them? Bomb them!
9) A few hundred women are wearing the niqab or burqa in France? Ban them. (The clothes, not the women).
8) Disney wants to expand its theme park in Paris? Protest it, and once it's profitable claim it was your idea all along.
7) Too much Third World influence on Parisian fashion? Pay Chinese slave labor factories to make more French apparel.
6) Too much American music and entertainment in France? Restrict it, because nothing stops kids from listening to certain messages like banning them.
5) Too many bureaucracy and socialist fat bloating your national economy? Cut the fat! Just fill out these 38,712 forms ... in triplicate, by noon.
4) Too much American influence in French kitchens? Feed them something even worse than American fast food, and sell it at five times the price by calling it 'gourmet'.
3) Too many drug problems with the riders of the Tour de France? Accuse former Champion cyclist Lance Armstrong of blood doping, again and again ... and again.
2) The far-right is gaining ground in French Presidential Elections? Bomb a foreign country ... especially one full of brown people.
... and the #1 French response to threats is:
1) America is threatening our position as a global leader in military weapons. Bomb Libya.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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