"Top 10 Winter Blizzard Jokes"
10. Winter blizzards are a time for staying indoors, hot chocolate, and blowing off deadlines.
9. BlizzardCane: A Great Winter Noreaster dumping countless walking sticks and sugar plants from the skies.
8. Ornamental (adj.) An uncommonly crazy decoration often coincidentally displayed during blizzards.
7. To call a snowstorm a blizzard, you need only one inch ... one inch, more than the local superintendent requires to cancel school and shut down government functions.
6. Do you think luging and bobsledding down muddy hills would be more popular, if it weren't for blizzards?
5. Snowflakes are like the closest of families. They stick together through the worst of the storm.
4. Man is like a blizzard. You never know when he's coming, how many inches you're getting, or how long it will last.
3. Woman is like a blizzard. You never know what she'll be like beneath the surface, how cold she will feel, and she adds an incalculable amount of flakey details to the
situation.
2. Blizzards are like a dog. He howls, is around the house in winter, and is every snow-loving child, woman and man's best friend.
... and the #1 Winter Blizzard Joke is:
1. It takes longer to build a blonde snowwoman becase you have to hollow out her head.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
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