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21 years down. It’s official. We can drink now.

Oct29
by on October 29, 2017 at 7:30 am
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w00t! The Daily Dose started 21 years ago today. Who wants a drink? The Daily Dose Cartoons and Jokes

“Twenty one is the best age for law-abiding American young adults who want to enjoy alcohol. Because it’s the first year, the easiest year, for them to enjoy some spirit. And then it’s all downhill from there.”
— Yasha Harari

“Top 2.1 jokes about being 21”

2.1) “You’re 21. You don’t need a fake ID. You’re just more accountable now.”

1.575) Haiku:
21 years old.
You are getting no younger.
So drink to your health.

… and the #1 joke about being 21 is …

1) There are people celebrating their 21st birthday in the US today. Many of them are likely honoring the cultural tradition of turning of the legal age to drink alcohol in America, by having a drink or three. And while we can certainly appreciate the

Source: Yasha Harari for The Daily Dose.

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