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22 years of The Daily Dose

Oct29
by on October 29, 2018 at 6:09 am
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w00t! The Daily Dose started 22 years ago today. Who wants some? The Daily Dose Cartoons and Jokes

“Twenty two is the year no one cares about your birthdays or your ability to party anymore. At least until you hit retirement age.”
— Yasha Harari

“Top 2.2 jokes about being 22”

2.2) “Happy Birthday. You’re 22. The thrill of 21 is gone, and you still look just as goofy as you did yesterday.”

1.623) Haiku:
22 years old.
If you want to feel young now.
Try renting a car.

… and the #1 joke about being 22 is …

1) When you hit 22 years old, you start to truly appreciate sleep, and you’re still not old enough to stop being goofy and having fun.

Source: Yasha Harari for The Daily Dose.

Previously: 21 years old. The drink’s on us.

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