What a pink flamingo thinks about social media Editorial Cartoon and Top Ten flamingo jokes

Flamingo. Flaming-o. Flaming O. — Yasha Harari

“Top 10 Flamingo jokes”
10. Q & A: Q: Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? A: Because if he lifted up both legs, he would fall down.
9. Political : Say whatever you want about their choice of colors, the Pink Flamingo party has yet to screw over America.
8. Iambic Flam-ing-oter: Over 200,000 wild flamingos in the world today, and you thought any of them could actually mimic Shakespeare?
7. Social: Flamingos are “very social birds” according to the Wikipedia. But what about according to the leading flamingo social psychologist, Dr. Sigmund Flamingo?
6. Military: No flamingo special ops team has ever executed a pre-dawn, lateral vertical epic fail.
5. Haiku: Pink flaming-o bird. Two of three words redundant. Say them anyway.
4. Three Words: Share like flamingos.
3. Musical: Flaming O – the Broadway show.
2. Judicial: No fla-mingo has ever caused a national uproar or a change in the Constitution by judicial fiat.
… and the #1 flamingo joke is:
1. Observational: Q: Why did the flamingo cross the road? A: To find out what the heck the chicken was doing.
Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.

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