Corporate Anonymous business cartoon and Top 10 Anonymous Business jokes
- “Fat Cat Wall Street executives love the Anonymous business occupying so much local space, because it keeps the authorities focused on the protesters and well away from big business.” — Yasha Harari
- “Top 10 Anonymous Business jokes”
- 10. Wallet vs. Wall Street: You can’t #OccupyWallStreet if you’re too occupied with your wallet.
- 9. Education: You can’t get a degree at Wharton on managing Anonymous Business, but you can get a good Wall Street job with a Wharton degree and watch the #OccupyWallStreet protesters from your office window.
- 8. Politics: Just like the Tea Party, you can’t actually vote for Anonymous. And just like the Tea Party, you can buy pirate Anonoymous masks, t-shirts and bumper stickers. Campaigns are not won without trade.
- 7. Ethics: Would the Anonymous business model have better forecasts if they had a transparent management structure?
- 6 Haiku: Anonymous is like watching the Great Oz Wiz, with that big mask biz.
- 5. Iambic Pentameter: If you think that Anonymous is new, apparently tech news is not for you.
- 4. HR: It’s hard staffing the Anonymous offices. No one knows anyone who works there, especially the people that work there. And the people that do work there can’t confirm it.
- 3. Irony: What would the #OccupyWallStreet movement say if Anonymous business got so big, it became a large, wealthy, multi-national corporation?
- 2. facebook: There are a lot more anonymous users in facebook than facebook users in Anonymous.
- … and the #1 Anonymous Business joke is:
- 1. Business: Now that #OccupyWallStreet is a budding global phenomenon partly aimed at changing corporations, corporate brand licensors are working on deals to market the Anonymous logo and slogan.
- Reference: Yasha Harari for TheDailyDose.com.
Discussion (5) ¬
This is sort of off topic, but what about people like Stan Meyer? I know people who have secretly worked on free energy devices in their basements or garages. These people are very secretive about this because they don’t want to be assassinated for developing “free energy”. The corporations don’t want us to have this technology for obvious reasons.
So in regards to “Anonymous”, I think it runs a little deeper than a T-Shirt and a mask. People want freedom.
I don’t know about your conspiracy theories, but it is funny to me that corporations are making money off of the anti-corporation movement propelled by Anonymous.
Yeah that is definitely funny. This one is a little weird, (Pic I saw on facebook)I don’t get the “other thing” part, as if a corporation paid the value of the product in wages, they wouldn’t make any money?
yeah. whoever wrote the final text of that graphic was trying (not well) to say that the workers could be paid a lot more and still the corporation would make a profit. it was funny to see all those branded products in use by all those people supposedly protesting against big corporations that make that stuff.